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Dogs rowing a boat while listening to a gramophone.
'But how do you download music?'
His master's voice.
A trip to the vet's.
When I said I love the 'Oldies' I meant Grandma adn Grandpa."
Tags:record player, record players, gramophone, gramophones, record, records, vinyl, vinyls, grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, grandparent, grandparents, granddad, granddads, grandfather, grandfathers, grandpa, grandpas, oldies, golden oldie, golden oldies, old-age, old age, old-aged, old aged, kid, kids, family life, family-life, child, music taste, musical taste
Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player.
'I'm going to tell you something off the record.'
"I'll take that one."
'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)
'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'
His 'Master's' Voice
"What the hell's going on here ... ?"
"The record player is skipping again."
"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"
'No doubt about it-his hearing's getting worse.'
"Sorry sir, if you take the record player, you must take the dog."
Fluff: Belly Button, Gramophone Needle, Your Life.
Tags:fluff, dust, detritus, remains, belly button, lint, gramophone, record player, needle, navel, tummy button, dirt, life, meaning of life, meaningless, fuzz, froth, insignificant, insignificance, trivial, unimportant, minor, lightweight, meager, trivia, waste, waster, petty, paltry, trifle, trifling, navel gazing, trite, disposable, silly, futile, small time, futile, futility, surplus, lazy, otiose, slob, old age, cv, curriculum vitae, hoard, cleaner, sweep, dregs, garbage, trash, waste, rubbish
Dad DJing son's 18th birthday.
'You put a round thing on a spinning plate with a needle and then you play with buttons and knobs...only old people know how to do it.'
"This one really speaks to me."
"How long have you been hearing these voices?"
Tags:psychiatrist, psychiatry, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgoens, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, therapy, therapist, therapists, gramophones, hmv, hmv dog, music, records, gramophone, his master's voice, hearing voices, sick, mental illness, madness psychiatrist's couch, mental state, mental health
'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'
Desert Island Discs, record player with no electricity - 'Don't worry I've got my records'