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"He's all beef!"
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"I've never trusted cows."
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"She's so Jersey."
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'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'
Reversibull: 'Well this is awkward.'
'Of course we've got a retirement plan. When you're too old to work, we'll put you out to grass.'
How Cows Psych Themselves Up
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'I'm mad as heck, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!'
'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'
Who says you're pasture prime?
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"No thanks, I'm watching my blood pressure."
'I hear they're putting you out to pasture.'
"Grass is more enjoyable when it's illegal."
Bob was put out to pasture - with his cellphone and laptop.
'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'
'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'
"I got Photoshop so we could easily find greener pastures."
'I've been given a new territory - the pasture.'
Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...
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"I'm being put out to stud."
"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."
Threesome with Robbie Williams.
'What is it Uddie? Have you found some new pastures?'
Sick Rancher Humor
Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'