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'And right here they merged...'
'Your sales have been so bad lately, firing you wasn't good enough.'
'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'
"Well, we're waiting. See any patterns emerging?"
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'Your sales are down again this month. For a guy raised by a pack of wolves you're not very bloody aggressive.'
'Welcome to our Annual 'The Sales Goals Are Delusional' Party.'
'Where do I see myself in five years? Well, if I make it through this day...'
'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'
'I'm afraid your Unique Selling Point isn't pointy enough.'
"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."
In the interest of bringing greater creativity into the workplace...
"I love your optimism."
'I think I know what the problem is!'
"Could be worse, we could be that guy."
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"As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics."
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'What do you mean, 'I don't know'? I haven't asked you anything yet.'
"The first thing we need to do is straighten up this account."
"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist pump."
"How are my sales doing?"
"The numbers are in and they're HUGE!"
"And this was the day our Marketing and Public Relations people finally exhausted their supply of 'come-from-behind-and-win-it-all' sports metaphors!"
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"And I'm sure everyone here remembers the day last month when that big wind shift turned our scorched-earth marketing strategy against us."
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"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."
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"Now, in order to view this quarter's data correctly, you'll need to put on these rose-tinted glasses in front of you."
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"You've got the chart turned sideways."
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