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"He made the big money, fast cars, lotsa dames... then, one day he hit the skids... lost it all!"
Tags:friend, friends, sportsmen, sportsmen, baseball, baseballer, baseballers, career, careers, success, successful, big money, money, car, cars, dame, dames, women, female attention, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, remember, remembers, remembering, hit the kids, fail, fails, failed, failure, failures, injure, injured, injury, injuries, remind, reminds, reminding, friendly, wave, waves, waving, mascot, mascots, costume, costumes
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News
Tags:alum, alums, alumni, alumnae, chance encounter, chance encounters, old friend, old friends, college friend, college friends, art school, art schools, visual arts, visual arts major, visual arts majors, faux pas, cringe, cringes, cringing, awkward, awkward scenario, awkward scenarios, awkward scene, awkward scenes, copywriter, copywriters, writing copy, copy, advertising agency, advertising agencies, career, careers, success, successes, successful, compare, compares, comparing, comparison, comparisons, waitress, waitresses, fail, fails, failing, failure, failures
"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."
Tags:metaphor, metaphors, burst your bubble, business, businesses, bubble, bubbles, fail, failure, failures, failing, failed, failed business, men, businessmen, businessman, bankrupt, bankruptcy, financial bubble, finance, finances, financial, space, outer space, expression, saying, expressions, sayings, debt, debts, liquidation, liquidated, liquidate, insolvent, insolvency
"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."
Annual fear of failure marathon.
Tags:coronavirus, covid-19, covid 19, corona, virus, pandemic, pandemics, disease, diseases, me, trouble, troubles, social distance, social distancing, 2m apart, success, successful, failure, failures, fail, failing, failed, fails, pie chart, pie charts, everyone, in the same boat, more successful, dilemma, dilemmas, looking down on oneself
"Charlie, it's us, your teammates. We're here to help you. The other team's getting an awful lot of hits and we're worried."
Tags:worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, meeting on the mound, meetings on the mound, intervention, interventions, intervene, intervenes, intervening, fail, fails, failing, failure, failures, bad day, bad days, rough day, rough days, rub it in, rubs it in, rubbing it in, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism
"Lord knows we're given McCauley enough rope. Why hasn't he hung himself?"
Tags:expression, expressions, failure, failures, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments, success, succeed, hang, hung, boss, bosses, manager, managers, plenty of rope, enough rope, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, cutthroat environment, cutthroat environments
"I guess someone else with three wishes is wishing your three wishes don't come true."
"I hope, Reinhardt, that you're not one of those people whose sense of self-worth is defined by their job."
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, job satisfaction, overworked, overwork, overworking, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, self worth, self-worth, self-esteem, cubism, abstract art, failure, failures, failing, work life balance, work-life balance, criticise, criticising, disapprove, disapproving
Sign over one of three teller lines at a bank reads "Reassurances"
Tags:bank, banks, banking, bank teller, bank tellers, teller, tellers, cashier, cashiers, customer service, money, finances, withdrawals, deposits, reassurances, line, lines, queue, queues, lineup, lineups, line up, line ups, lining, queuing, sign, signs, signage, bankruptcy, bankruptcies, economy, economic troubles, economic problems, recession, bank failure, bank failures, insolvency, financial institution, financial institutions, financial crisis, failure, failures, too big to fail, banking crisis
"She's inconsolable since Mizrahi went belly-up."
Tags:inconsolable, belly up, goes belly up, going belly up, middle age, failure, failures, fail, fails, failing, house coat, house coats, worry, worries, worrying, fashion designer, fashion designers, fashion design, fashion designs, designer label, designer labels, going out of business, goes out of business
Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.
Tags:desert island, desert islands, marooned, castaway, castaways, rescue, rescues, rescue attempt, rescue attempts, apocalypse, the apocalypse, end of days, the end of days, end of the world, the end of the world, condition red, sos, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, so near yet so far, failure, failures, false hope, modern life, anxiety
"I was great in high school."
Tags:let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, life choices, career choices, failure, failures, high hopes, ambition, ambitions, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, job satisfaction, bad job, bad jobs, disappointment, disappointments, office worker, office workers, midlife crisis, unhappy, depression, old, older, old age, ageing, aging, not young anymore, age, high school, memories, memory, nostalgia, nostalgic, career, careers, work, job, life, expectation, expectations
All of my hopes and dreams, crushed, served on a bun.
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, vendor, vendors, street vendor, street vendors, working class, working classes, hopes and dreams, crushed, crushing, street cart, street carts, dirty water hot dog, dirty water hot dogs, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, ambitiousness, fail, fails, failure, failures
No cell phones!
"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, legal system, justice system, judicial system, harshest critic, harshest critics, self-criticism, critic, critics, critical, criticism, criticising, criticizing, failure, failures, ego, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, self-esteem, self-confidence, ego, moral relativism, moral judgement, moral judgements, judgement, judgements, psychology, mental health
"I thought I could be a more effective prison reform advocate on the outside."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, escaping, escapee, escapees, prison break, prison breaks, jailbreak, jailbreaks, prison reform, advocate, advocates, advocacy, prison guard, prison guards, guard, guards, caught, failed, failure, failures, excuse, excuses
"Was this date successful? No. Do you deserve a trophy for participation? Heck yes!"
"We need to hurry to your next extracurricular activity before the void of my unfulfilled ambitions catches up."
Tags:living vicariously, vicariously, pushy parent, pushy parents, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, ambition, ambitions, unfulfilled, goal, goals, failure, failures, regret, regrets, extracurricular, activity, activities, family life, family-life, kid, kids, mom, moms, mum, mums, motherhood, parenthood, unfulfilled dream, dream, dreams
Another failed fish hypnotism.
Tags:ice age, the ice age, caveman, cavemen, cave dweller, cave dwellers, early man, the stone age, neanderthal, neanderthal, prehistory, mammoth, mammoths, woolly mammoth, woolly, mammoths, incompetent, incompetence, failure, failures, miscalculation, miscalculation s, underestimate, underestimation, hunting, hunter, hunters
"I love it when it all comes together... not like now of course."
"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."