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"Mr. Happy wants to remind us that tragedy plus time equals comedy."
'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'
Quarterly Report with Backup Singers
"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"
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'This one is by our 'creative accounting' department.'
"You've got the chart turned sideways."
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"We've been at it for the better part of an hour and still no solution."
"How about a round of applause for our graphics department for enhancing our slide into oblivion."
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"OK, people! What's wrong with this picture?"
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"Sir, the tip of the iceberg."
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"Here it is - my message of hope for all humankind."
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'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'
"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."
"That's since we did away with coffee breaks and issued time release coffee patches to all employees."
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'If we switch to a pie chart, would it look less apparent?'
"The dotted line is my self-esteem."
'We jacked up the price an extra $5,000 since this one resembles an 'up' profits chart.'
"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."
"If anyone can get us out of our rut, it's Ole Dinosaur here."
"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."
"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"
"Ok, I guess I see a slight uptick in sales."
"I don't know art, but I know what I like."
"And this all happened in the last week..."