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"Eight years of unprecedented expansion, and yet the kid sector has failed to participate."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, unfair, unfairness, complain, complaining, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, spoilt kid, spoilt child, spoilt kids, spoilt children, economics, expansion, trickle down, trickle-down, trickle down economics, trickle-down economics, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, allowance, allowances, pocket money
"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."
Tags:designer baby, designer babies, new parent, new parents, genetics, genetic engineering, gifted child, gifted children, spoilt child, spoilt children, privilege, privileged, privileged, gene, genes, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, upbringings, ivf
"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."
Tags:child, children, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, childhood, indulgent parent, indulgent parents, indulgent parenting, indulged, spoilt, spoilt brat, spoilt brats, spoilt child, spoilt children, center of the universe, centre of the universe, center of the world, center of the world, gig, gigs, job, jobs, occupation, occupations
"My parents couldn't come, so I brought two of my backers."
Tags:kid, kids, child, birthday party, birthday parties, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, spoilt kid, spoilt kids, spoilt child, spoilt children, backer, backers, rich kid, rich kids, rich child, rich children, privilege, privileged, financial support, financial backer, financial backers
"Mom usually chews it up for us."
Tags:bird, birds, baby birds, baby bird, chick, chicks, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, nest, nests, feeding time, parent, parents, parenting, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, parenthood, dependant, dependants, young dependants, mollycoddle, mollycoddling, baby, cosset, overindulge, overindulgent, spoilt, spoilt child, spoilt kid, spoilt children, spoilt kids, worm, worms, dinner time, overparent, overparenting, pandering, manipulate, manipulation, parenting issues, aves
"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, toy, toys, too many toys, clutter, cluttered, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, compulsive hoarding, compulsive hoarder, compulsive hoarders, toddler, toddlers, terrible 2s, terrible twos, baby, babies, spoilt, spoilt kid, spoilt kids, spoilt child, spoilt children, bad parenting, mess, messes, plaything, playthings, infant, infants
"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."
"Regift the bicycle, but put this in my Panama pile."
Tags:gifts, gift, present, presents, birthday, birthdays, birthday present, birthday presents, spoilt, spoilt child, spoilt children, butler, butlers, regift, regifting, empty box, empty boxes, empty box scam, tax evasion, tax avoidance, tax evaders, tax evader, panama, tax haven, tax havens, offshore account, offshore accounts
"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."
"I married money, son, so that you might never have to."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, upbringings, father and son, fathers and sons, marry money, marrying money, spoilt child, spoilt children, privilege, privileges, privileged, silver spoon, strategic match, strategic matches, gold digger, gold diggers
"Don't make me come up there!"
Tags:car, cars, automobile, automobiles, drive, driving, driver, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, children fighting, kids fighting, fighting, fight, argument, argue, arguing, family car, road trip, roadtrip, road trips, roadtrips, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, discipline, disciplining, scolding, scold, tell off, telling off, car trip, car trips, unsafe driver, unsafe driving, unsafe drivers, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous driver, roof rack, roof racks, spoilt child, spoilt children
"Don't mind me."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, christmas, christmas eve, delivering presents, christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas scene, children, child, childhood, modern childhood, bad parenting, screen time, childhood magic, screens, tablet, tablets, smart phone, smart phones, spoilt child, spoilt children
Child's Birthday: 'More junk, I bet!'
What do you want, the moon on a stick?
"No! I want my special plate! I want mine cut up! Not that way! Waaaaaah!" "I've gotta remember to throw that one out of the nest."
What can I play?
'Gifts? I didn't want gifts. I want growth stocks!'
'I'm surprised you weren't spanked as a child. Perhaps you should have been.'
"You kids today—the loot is too heavy, the mask is too hot..."
Tags:burglar, burglars, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, swag bag, swag bags, loot bag, loot bags, kid, kids, youth, teen, teens, teenager, millennial, millennials, adolescent, adolescents, complaining, complaining, complaint, complaints, when i was a boy, elder, elders, whine, whining, whinge, whingeing, spoilt, spoilt child, spoilt children
'He wants the one on the roof!'
"I hear his allowance is in the two figures."
'Why must the children be subjected to this?!?'
'Timmy's getting more than I am!'
'There's nothing good to eat!'
"Is that Childline? My parents are trying to take my mobile phone away from me."