Spoilt Child Cartoons and Comics

"Eight years of unprecedented expansion, and yet the kid sector has failed to participate."

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"My parents couldn't come, so I brought two of my backers."

"Mom usually chews it up for us."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

"Regift the bicycle, but put this in my Panama pile."

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"I married money, son, so that you might never have to."

"Don't make me come up there!"

"Don't mind me."

Child's Birthday: 'More junk, I bet!'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"No! I want my special plate! I want mine cut up! Not that way! Waaaaaah!" "I've gotta remember to throw that one out of the nest."

What can I play?

'Gifts? I didn't want gifts. I want growth stocks!'

'I'm surprised you weren't spanked as a child. Perhaps you should have been.'

"You kids today—the loot is too heavy, the mask is too hot..."

'He wants the one on the roof!'

"I hear his allowance is in the two figures."

'Why must the children be subjected to this?!?'

'Timmy's getting more than I am!'

'There's nothing good to eat!'

"Is that Childline? My parents are trying to take my mobile phone away from me."