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"Sure, it's all inherited wealth, but if you knew my parents, you'd say I earned every penny."
Tags:inherited wealth, heir, heirs, family wealth, family fortune, family fortunes, fortune, fortunes, family life, family-life, heir, heirs, family, earning, earnings, inherited money, silver spoon, silver spoons, silver-spoon, silver-spoons, family money, inheritance, will, trust fund, trust funds, trust fund baby, trust fund babies, logic, privilege, privileged, envy, envious, dysfunctional families, dysfunction
What They Brought to the Table
Tags:thanksgiving, pot luck, pot luck meal, pot luck meal, pot luck dinner, pot luck dinners, potluck, potlucks, bring-and-share, party, parties, partying, dinner party, dinner parties, unhappy, unhappiness, depressed, depression, tension, tensions, dysfunction, dysfunctional families, resentment, buried resentments, emotion, emotions, emotional, upset, upsets, upsetting
"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."
Tags:car, car salesman, car salesmen, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, used car, used cars, argument, arguments, fall out, falling out, dysfunctional families, kid, kids, back seat, backseat, row, row, rowing, bicker, bickers, bickering, are we there yet, special features, bonus features, add-on, add-ons, specification, specifications, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles
"Yes, I'd like to be placed on the Do Not Call list. Also, happy birthday Mom."
"The voice pattern is similar to Dad's."
Tags:family, families dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, dad, dad, father, fathers, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, son, sons, child, children, answering the phone, answer the phone, phone call, call, calling, phone, phones, precocious, precocious kid, precocious child, precociousness, snarky teen, snarky teens, snarky comment, snarky comments, voice pattern, voice patterns, voice analysis
Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.
Tags:road trip, road trips, drive, drives, driver, drivers, fall out, falls out, falling out, discussion, discussions, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, devolve, devolves, devolving, devolution, family trip, family trips, cooped up, family dysfunction, dysfunctional families, road sign, road signs, highway, highways, long distance drive, long distance drives, prediction, predictions
"Your entire family has the flu, and they won't be coming home for Christmas!"
Tags:miracle, miracles, extended family, extended families, flu, flu season, christmas, inlaw, inlaws, in-law, in-laws, holiday season, holiday seasons, stress, stresses, stressing, stressor, stressors, stressed out, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, merry christmas, happy christmas, family gathering, family gatherings, family reunion, family reunions, dysfunction, dysfunctional families
"Hey! Pay-per-view here, if you and your mother don't mind."
Tags:tv, watching tv, pay-per-view tv, television, watching a movie, watching a film, noise, noisey, unwanted noise, unwanted distractions, on the phone, phoning, calling, calling your mom, calling mom, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, phone, phonecall, couple, couples, argument, arguing, angry husband, passive aggression, passive aggressive, family, families, dysfunctional families
The Trump family
"Well, I guess that was a family movie. If your family is a bunch of violent, psychotic sociopaths."
"Here at the company, we're just like a family. . . highly dysfunctional yet in complete denial."
Tags:dysfunctional, dysfunctional families, family business, family businesses, family-life, family life, business practice, business practices, denial, denials, corporate culture, operating practices, operating practice, working environment, working environments, work environment, work environments
Tags:hashtag, hashtags, honest, honesty, #nofilter, no filter, nofilter, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, turkey, turkey day, dysfunction, dysfunctional families, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critiquing, chef, chefs, pretentious, pretentiousness, rude, rudeness, insult, insults, insulting, fall out, falls out, falling out, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, undercooked, cook, cooks, cooking, social media, social network, social networks, social networking
'I always felt different as a child - I come from a functional family.'
"That's my parents' room."
Tags:parent, parents, parents' room, parents' rooms, rating, ratings, r rating, r ratings, adult situation, adult situations, ratings board, ratings boards, brief nudity, adult language, violence, violent, dysfunctional families, family dysfunction, parent, parents, parenting, son, sons, warn, warns, warning, parental advisory, parental warning, warn, warns, warning, warning sign, warning signs, caution, caution sign, caution signs
"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."
Tags:dysfunction, family dysfunction, dysfunctional families, grudge, grudges, anger, angry, rage, thanksgiving, christmas, holiday season, home for the holidays, revenge, vengeance, hold a grudge, passive aggressive, holidays, family gathering, family gatherings, disagreement, disagreements, argument, arguments, blowout, blowouts, blow-up, blow-ups
Just your average family holiday portrait.
"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."
"It's not all your fault, some of it is my mother's!"
"Melania will stay in New York for Barron and definitely not because she's sleeping with her personal trainer. Can Ivanka be First Lady?"
"Any chance we could stop by my broker's house?"
Welcome to Dysfunction Corp. "We're not a company... We're a family!"
Tags:dysfunction, dysfunctional, family, family life, family-life, dysfunctional families, family business, family businesses, archetype, archetypes, role, roles, elephant in the living room, peace-maker, hero, scapegoat, lost child, company, corporation, business, workplace, corporate culture, hierarchy, hierarchic, organization, organizational chart, unhealthy, unhealthy family, family of origin, behavior, group behavior
"Now, here's a show we can relate to...'Dysfunctional Family Feud'."
'Teenagers are a big source of anxiety for their guardians.'
Family therapy clinic - Joke do jour: What's the difference between an inlaw and an outlaw? An outlaw is always wanted."
Tags:family therapy, inlaws, in-laws, in laws, outlaws, jokes, dysfunctional families, family dysfunction, in-laws visiting, inlaws visiting, unwanted relative, unwanted relatives, extended family, extended families, relatives, family therapy, family therapy practice, family therapy practices, holiday visit, holiday visits
Family acid trip