Money Obsessed Cartoons and Comics

"They stay together for the money."

"Let's first run it by the boys down in corporate responsibility so that we can find out exactly how much we can get away with."

J.D. Power & Associate

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

'Hanging out at burger shack for 25 years hasn't always been fun, but I've saved thousands in diet orange Fanta costs.'

"What good is all this cynicism, Butler, if you don't use it in figuring billable hours?"

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."

'Why must the children be subjected to this?!?'

God measures success by the weight of a heart- not a wallet.

"Of course there's emotion in business. Has your heart never skipped a beat at the sight of a long string of zeros after a seven."

"Why do you want to make the world a better place?" "To improve property values."

Buy low, sell high, tithe