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"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
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"Honey, I've got you some flowers to complain about."
Tags:flowers, gift, gifts, spontaneous gifts, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, unasked for gift, unasked for gifts, unappreciated, unappreciative, futile gesture, futile guesters, too little too late, bad relationship, bad relationships, failing relationships, failing relationship, failing marriage, failing marriages, bad marriage, bad marriages, complain, complainer, always complaining, complaining, complaint, stereotypes, never happy
"Let's just stop here and get her a little something."
"When I said I wanted a pet, I meant a dog."
The art of regifting
"I want bigger virgins."
'It's all about buying stuff. Christmas has become a joke. That's why they call today Boxing Day. It's the punchline.'
'I'm returning 12 drummers, 11 pipers, 10 lords, 9 ladies, 8 maids, 7 swans, 6 geese, 5 gold rings, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and 1 partridge. They're on your loading dock. Here's my receipt.'
'Thought he was God's gift to women. Fortunately, I was able to re-gift him.'
'Another stupid ball of string. I was hoping for a tablet."
Tags:gift, gifts, bad gift, bad gifts, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, string, ball of string, balls of string, cat, cats, feline, felines, ball, regift, regifts, regifting, tablet, tablets, cheap gift, cheap gifts, wish list, wish lists, wishlist, wishlists, christmas gift, christmas gifts, christmas list, christmas lists
"Jesus H. Christ - again with the sandals!"
'I'm guessing it's not a surfboard.'
"I'd like to exchange it."
"I couldn't remember if you asked for a set of golf clubs or not, so I played it safe and got you a tool kit."
Tags:christmas, christmas gift, christmas gifts, christmas present, christmas presents, tool kit, tool kits, golf club, golf clubs, play it safe, playing it safe, tool kit, tool kits, tool box, tool boxes, toolbox, toolboxes, set of golf clubs, sets of golf clubs, dad, dads, husband, husbands, presumption, presumptions, presume, presumes, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, more work
'I guess your mom thought it was better to give it away than to be sued by the garbage collectors for environmental pollution!'
Unwanted gift: 'Oh, you shouldn't have!'
'I sold all the clothes I got for Christmas on E-Bay!'
'We bought this for you on our romantic weekend because we know you've never been.'
"I've learned the secret to a happy holiday season! When relatives come to visit...make sure they think you love the gifts they gave you last year."
"Let me guess...these are the purple bunny slippers Tia Fela gave us last year."
Tags:baldo, regift, regifts, regifting, re-gift, re-gifts, re-gifting, christmas gift, christmas gifts, xmas, x-mas, christmas, slippers, bunny slippers, bad gift, bad gifts, bad present, bad presents, present exchange, present exchanges, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, holiday season
When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.
Tags:baldo, garage sale, garage sales, yard sale, yard sales, good price, good prices, good deal, good deals, used clothing, bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, cheap, cheap person, thrifty, spendthrift, spendthrifts, discount, deep discount, deep discounts, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts
Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.
Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.
Man synonomally explaining that he wished he hadn't been given a Thesaurus.
'As a token of my appreciation, I'd like to give you this hardbound collection of my best memos.'