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"Here you are!" "I'll have that, thank you!" Inland revenue gives/takes away.
"What do you think, Al—shall I use the tax cut for a CD-ROM drive or an Uzi?"
'You want a second opinion? OK, you owe thirty five hundred dollars AND you're ugly.'
Will work for a tax rebate.
"I'm expensive, but there are rebates, if you look for them."
'I'd like to return this, please.'
Personalized Tax-Return Mailers.
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...So now you owe us!
Beware Tax Rebate Scammers...
"The tax office was closed, so I did a little spending instead."
'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'
"You failed to enclose with your rebate form the correct tail feather from an extinct bird species so we are unable to process your request..."
'If I'm elected my economic plan will include tax rebates for any unfulfilled campaign promises!'
'If I am elected my economic plan will include tax rebates for any unfulfilled campaign promises!'
Gas: Taxpayers welcome! Spend your rebate here!
'The government says income tax rebates may be late because the defence department maxed out on its credit cards again...'
The government says tax rebates may be late because the defence department maxed out on its credit cards again...
'When you look at the bailouts they gave to people who don't pay tax, just imagine what we'll get!'
'This rebate check isn't big enough for both of us.'
We're the Inland Revenue, we're immune to threats.
'Oh good, a tax rebate. And I didn't even declare anything in the first place.'
When you guys told us you didn't get a tax return...we knew we had to get you to help celebrate ours...
'He'll see you now.'
'I know that it's hard, Fred, but we all have to give our first Tax Rebate sometime. . .'
' I just hope this rebate check we're going to get from the feds is in U.S. dollars and not yen...'