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A group of businessmen read a profit chart that reads "Lousy"
"But I've never made any real money. . ."
"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"
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'Here's where accounting went all ethical on us.'
"With the money we'll save by shutting down quality control, we can issue some truly spectacular apologies."
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'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'
'This is where the bribes kicked in.'
Rabbit Meeting Shows Hopping Profits
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'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'
'Now this is my kind of green!'
'Don't turn the page yet - I'm not finished!'
'I got it! Let's get everyone together, clean up that old building out back, and put on a musical!'
'Here is where the lying began.'
"I know it was your idea, but it was my idea to use your idea."
'I had always thought a gazillion was some made up number.'
'Whatever you're doing - don't keep doing it!'
Business Seminar: How to profit from inflation.
"The dreams of avarice are coming back."
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'Air Breathed By Astronaut: 25 cents
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"Perhaps we could ﬁnd a way to redeﬁne 'proﬁt.'"
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'I'll take it.'
'We need someone with an ethical center and the moral courage not to let that stand in the way of maximizing profits.'
"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"
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'Here we began seeing the glass half empty.'