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'My mom read me Alice in Wonderland last night. That's the same woman that said the Easter bunny was imaginary.'
"We had him neutered,"
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This apartment is bigger than mine!
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'The surgeon prepared for another routine keyhole operation.'
"Well Alice, some may say I'm mad, but who are they to make such a claim? Being your own unique original self is a beautiful liberating thing! To live as someone else demands is to be a willing slave to tyrants."
'Can Mr Rabbit call you back? I'm afraid he's running late again...'
"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."
"He only likes me when it's through the looking glass."
'Alice through the looking glass,'
Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'
"Shouldn't we find out more about their policies before following them?"
"He won't be looking so pleased in a minute!"
'Can Mr. Rabbit call you back? I'm afraid he's running late again.'
"According to this, the cheshire cat gets everything."
"There's a price on your head!"
Mad Hatter's tea party.
Man with barking dog on lead sees Cheshire cat in tree.
Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets
When Alice turned around, the rabbit had drawn a 9mm Beretta Automatic.
Alice in drugs.
'Would a British tea party make you take the election more seriously?'
'Forget Alice! Forget that whole Wonderland mishmash! You're living in the past.'
'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'
Cheshire cat meets Cheshire dog