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'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'
'Look, I really do want to talk to you about last night's 'lost'... it just feels a little cliched to do it right here.'
'If this ever stops running, just smack it here a bunch of times and it should start right up.'
'Oh great, now I'm carsick again... Man, did I ever get into the exact wrong line of work.'
"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."
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With summer vacation over, Mrs. Locke was having a tough time transitioning back into teaching.
'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'
'We start them working at a young age.'
'Dear, I'm going to be late. I have lots of paperwork to do.'
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Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.
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'You're late for work again, Hayes. What's your lame excuse this time?'
'Hi hon. Me? I'm just getting some work done and the kids are playing in the other room.'
For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.
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'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'
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Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$
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'Hello, Mom. Remember dressing me on my first day of school? Could you run me through that again?'
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'What can I say? I'm a slave to fashion.'
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'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'
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'The trouble with opportunity is that it comes disguised as hard work.'
"O.K., you. Break's over. Time to resume summer vacation."
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'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'
'Give it to me straight, Doc. How many billable hours do I have left?'
'A charismatic leader, droves of elves working all the time for nothing.. looks like cult to me!'
'To you, it's doing my work for me. To me... it's teamwork.'
'Whose idea was it to have a 'take your ex to work' day?'