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"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.
Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'
Man to lady with hair straight out: 'Not easy being a driver's ed teacher, is it?'
Look, dad! No head!
'Is your dad laughing because you volunteered to pick up Grandma for Thanksgiving?'
"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."
"These are nice tires! How much are they?"
Young men and the need for speed...
"I'm looking for Baldomero Bermudez...he was in a car accident."
"This leaf tells me you are not ready to drive."
"We are going kinda fast, don't ya think?"
"Dad, how can you teach me how to drive...if you can't even remember that the brakes are on this side?"
"Sylvia? Have I ever told you how beautiful you are?"
"Joey is that your new car?"
"If tractor techniques were good enough for me, they're good enough for you."
"OK...I gotta admit...you got a cool car."
"Baldo, I'm very disappointed. You know Joey is a dangerous driver! Speeding and getting into an accident with him shows me you're just not prepared for the responsibility. I have no choice but to push back when you're allowed to get a car."