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"It's my one indulgence."
"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"
Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.
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'Oh brother, not another one! When are you middle-aged guys going to wise up and stop shoveling your driveways>'
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'Wow! How'd that Moses kid shovel our driveway so fast?'
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Tags:road, roads, highway, highways, turning, turnings, turning off, motorway, motorways, motorway driving, motorway driver, motorway drivers, highway exit, motorway exit, hihgways exits, motorway exit, driveway, driveways, home, homes, sign, signs, highway sign, highways signs, motorway sign, motorway signs, signage, useful, signage
Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale
Tags:spring, spring thaw, spring thaws, winter, winter weather, springtime, spring weather, car, cars, driveway, driveways, shovel, shovels, shoveling, shovelling, snow shovel, snow shovels, snow drift, snow drifts, mud, muddy, muddiness, mud flow, mud flows, car trouble, car troubles, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, accidental, mud bank, mud banks, april, april showers, march
"When I said it might sell faster if you put in a new driveway, I meant if you repaved the old one."
"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."
A man shovels snow into his neighbor's yard.
Tags:snow, snows, snow shovel, snow shovels, snow shoveling, snow shovelling, winter, winters, obstacle, obstacles, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, fence, fences, nuisance, nuisances, nuisances, stealth, stealthy, yardwork, yard work, yard, yards, drive, drives, driveway, driveways, walkway, walkways
'Look on the bright side, we haven't lost a son, we've gained a parking place!'
Tags:house, home, yard, marriage, rehabbing, remodeling, yard work, home improvement, homeowner, rake, chainsaw, shovel, pests, raccoon, weeds, grass, crab grass, lawn mower, ladder, paint, painting, plastering, tools, wheelbarrow, grass seed, hedge clipper, porch, garage, tree, bush, driveway, hose, leaks, roof, shingle, siding, windows, sidewalk, leaves, gutter, wrench, screwdriver, plier, putty knife, sapling, hedges, chimney, tuck pointing, stairs, diy, do it yourself, garden, home, house, man, woman
"I shoveled the driveway like you asked me to."
"Believe me, there's a difference between fairy dust and pixie dust, but this is gravel from your driveway."
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Jesus Seals the Hick...
'Hey, so we're foreclosed. Look on the bright side. You don't have to clean the tub, and I don't have to shovel the driveway.'
Tags:foreclose, foreclosed, foreclosure, foreclosures, foreclosing, shovel, shovels, shovelling, driveway, driveways, tub, tubs, chore, chores, clean, cleans, cleaning, household, households, bright side, bright sides, homeless, homelessness, positive, attitude, attitudes, outlook, real life adventures
"'Scuse me, you getting out?"
"Watering the sidewalk, eh?"
Tags:gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, garden chore, garden chores, yard work, yard-work, garden work, garden hose, garden hoses, driveway, driveways, summer, summertime, summer time, summer-time, watering, flower, flowers, yard chore, yard chores, summers, green fingers, pavement, pavements, sidewalk, sidewalks
Watch for Pedestrians.
'Oh, sure! Blame me, when you're the one who built the kids a skateboard ramp and stuck it in the middle of the driveway!'
'This guy's going to collapse any minute, and when he does, we hit him up for $50 to finish his driveway!'
'When you can do level two safely for 20 minutes, THEN I'll let you shovel the driveway.'
'That's far enough for this year.'
'Sorry I'm late for my interview. There was a leaf on my driveway.'
'Oh great. The McWit's put up a satellite dish the same week they pave over our entrance.'