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'Whoa, deja vu.'
"We never talk anymore."
Tags:dummy, dummies, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, talk, talks, talking, conversation, conversations, married couple, married couples, old married couple, old married couples, chat, chats, chatting, speak, speaks, speaking, comedian, comedians, vaudeville, throw your voice, throwing your voice
"Say hello to my little friend!"
"Sometimes I live in the country. Sometimes I live in town. And sometimes I take a great notion to jump in the river and drown."
Tags:ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, dummy, dummies, dunk, dunks, dunking, bucket, buckets, drown, drowns, drowning, jump in the river, jumps in the river, jumping in the river, suicide, suicides, suicidal, suicidal thought, suicidal thoughts, mask, masks, masking, psychological problem, depressed, depression, clinical depression, cope, copes, coping, coping mechanism, coping mechanisms
"Well, he didn't get that kind of language from me!"
Tags:language, bad language, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, bad language, swear, swears, swearing, curse, curses, cursing, dummy, dummies, parent, parents, parenting, repeat, repeats, repeating, repetition, bad habit, bad habits, blame, blames, blameless, mother, mothers, father, fathers, spouse, spouses, comedian, comedians
Crash Testing Clown Car.
Tags:clown car, clown cars, dummy, dummies, crash testing, crash tests, clowns, clowning, clown, circus, circuses, circus clown, routine, routines, crash test, crash tests, crash testing, scare, scary, crash, crashing, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, experiment, experiments, destructive testing, crash tested, safety, safe
'Let me get this straight... You say you had no steering or brakes, and your car just ran into the wall on its own?'
Tags:crash, crashes, crashed, crashing, crash dummy, crash dummies, crash test, crash tests, crash testing, dummy, dummies, health and safety, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, cop, cops, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, law enforcement, no control, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Sudoku for Dummies"
The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'
'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'
Tags:wheel, wheels, the wheel, invent, invention, inventing, invented, invents, inventor, inventors, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, crash test, test, tests, testing, tested, dummy, dummies, prehistoric, roll, rolling, dawn of man, crash, crashes, crashing, crashed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Barry devises a way to get two lunches.
'Lyle! You grabbed the wrong mouthpiece!'
Tags:mouthpiece, mouthpieces, pacifier, pacifiers, teeth guard, teeth guards, dummy, dummies, baby, babies, boxing match, boxing matches, boxing ring, boxing rings, boxer, boxers, health and safety, dentist, dentists, professional boxer, professional boxers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
A crash test dummy counts sheep.
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, dummy, dummies, count sheep, counts sheep, counting sheep, jump, jumps, jumping, crash, crashes, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, danger, dangers, dangerous, stunt, stunts, relax, relaxes, relaxing, car crash, car crashes, car accident, car accidents
"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, incarcerated, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, crime, criminal, criminals, punishment, convict, convicts, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, cell-mate, cell-mates, cell mate, cell mates, celly, cellie, cellies, night, nighttime, bedtime, dummy, dummies, prop, props, mannequin, mannequins, fake, false, body, bodies, escape, escaping, escaping prison, escaping jail, prison escape, prison escapes, breaking out, break out, break out of jail, break out of prison, prison break, prison breaks, time, date, secret, secrets, too late, join
"This information is on a need-to-know basis and Ferguson, God bless him, doesn't need to know."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, secret, secrets, secret information, classified, classified information, need-to-know, village idiot, airhead, airheads, space cadet, space cadets, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, simpleton, simpletons, smiling, dummy, dummies
'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'
"You were an accident."
Tags:crash, crash test, test dummy, dummy, crash test dummy, test dummy, safety test, safety tester, safe, safer, parent, parents, parenting, parental, parenthood, accident, accidents, accidental, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, new mom, new moms, hypocrite, hypocritical, hypocrites, new mother, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, new parent, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, motherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, congratulations, accidental pregnancy, pot calling the kettle black
'Oh great! Now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day.'
'You call yourself a steering committee?!'
"I like Al Gore just fine – if only he weren't such a constant reminder that, for me, vaudeville is dead."
Tags:vaudeville, american entertainment, music hall, music halls, theatre, theater, theatrical, theatric, vaudevillian, actor, actors, entertainment, entertainer, entertainers, variety entertainment, variety act, variety acts, politics as entertainment, politics, politicians, politician, clown, clowns, environmentalist, environmentalism, ventriloquist, ventriloquism, puppet, puppets, dummy, ventriloquists dummy, wooden, wooden acting, charisma, lack of charisma, al gore
'Now, remember, when we get in there, let me do all the talking.'
'Good Heavens, man, you look like an accident waiting to happen.'
"So, hey, what do you think, Little Willy―is this guy guilty or not?"
Tags:judge, judicial system, defendant, prosecutor, law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, court, courtroom, trial, trials, on trial, criminal, criminal charges, guilty, not guilty, plea, plea bargain, bad judge, puppet, puppets, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, ventriloquist dummy, dummy, puppeteer, incompetent, incompetence, fair trial, fair trials, competence, judges, judgement, judgements, verdict, verdicts
"Hands up! This is a robbery!"