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'All these years i've been doing tricks for regular dog food?! You're a monster, David. A monster!'
"I know you're one of my friends, but I'm replacing you with a follower."
"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."
"If you go left and Albert goes right, where do I go?"
"Es tu, Little Caesar?"
"We're very sorry, Templeton."
Tags:retiring, retirement, forced retirement, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment, ice floe, ice floes, ice flow, ice flows, executive, executives, business executive, business executive, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, betray, betrayal, betrayals
Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas
Tags:jesus, judas, betrayal, betrayals, original sin, sins, sinner, sinners, happy hour, happy hours, make up, makes up, making up, galilee, jesus christ, bible story, bible stories, gospel, gospel story, gospel stories, sing, sings, singing, karaoke, karaoke night, karaoke nights, theology, revisionism, revisionist, revisionists, scholar, scholars, bible scholar, bible scholars
"My wife! My best friend!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, canada goose, canada geese, goose, geese, bird, birds, migration, migrating, migrations, v formation, flying, flight, flights, formation, formations, v-formation, flying in formation, formation flying, aviation, aerodynamics, sellout, sellouts, sell-out, sell-outs, betrayal, betrayals, consumerism, commercialisation, commercialization, fashion, shoes, footwear, runners, running shoes, trainers, basketball shoes
"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"
"Remember, I'm only doing this one time. After that, you give me the negatives, leave town, and I never have to look at your ugly puss again!!"
Tags:wolf, wolves, wolf in sheep's clothing, wolves in sheep's clothing, disguise, disguises, disguising, blackmail, blackmails, blackmailing, favor, favors, favour, favours, sneak, sneaks, sneaking, sneaky, sneakiness, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, compromising photo, compromising photos, compromising photograph, compromising photographs, betray, betrays, betrayal, betrayals, benedict arnold
"I we meet in the woods and anything happens, remember it's just hunting."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, blame, blaming, excuse, excuses, blame game, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, squealed, tattletale, tattletales, betrayal, betrayals, informer, informers, informant, informants, technology, computer, computers, problem, problems, modern life
A woman waters her vegetables and her buried husband.
Tags:murder, murders, kill, kills, killer, killers, murderer, murderers, murderess, murderesses, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, bury, buries, burial, burials, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, mariticide, sinister, harmless old woman, harmless old lady, betray, betrays, betrayal, betrayals
"Oh, no! My best friend and my best friend's wife!"
Tags:cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, betrayal, betrayals, walk in, walks in, walking in, break in, breaks in, breaking in, best friend, best friends, wife, wives, cliche, cliches, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, married couple, married couples, nosy, nosey, nosiness, busybody, busybodies, alarmist, alarmism
Hey, Larry...got your back!
"My wife? And a bicycle?"
"Sure, my master's okay...but I wouldn't call him my best friend!"
"This is all your fault, Zeus."
"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."
Tags:pirate, pirates, piracy, treasure, treasures, treasure chest, treasure chests, pirate ship, pirate ships, pirateship, pirateships, sailor, sailors, lifeboat, lifeboats, liferaft, life-raft, life-rafts, life raft, life rafts, sailor, sailors, friend, friends, crew, crews, friendship, friendships, betrayal, betrayals, abandon ship, abandoned ship, abandoning ship
"Not so fast, Lillian."
Tags:widow, widows, widower, widowers, hasty, hastiness, late husband, late husbands, husband, husbands, backstabbing, backstabber, backstabbers, dagger in the back, dagger, daggers, betrayal, betrayals, traitor, traitors, murderer, murderers, murder, murders, matricide, matricides, mariticide, mariticides
"If I don't come back for you, it's because our friendship was one of circumstance."
'Here's Arthur now - I'll put him on. I guess he must have had a board of directors' meeting.'
"You're my best friend, Bandit."
"They'll stab you in the back, but they give you full medical coverage."
Tags:health insurance, medical insurance, company benefits, corporate benefits, job benefits, stab in the back, medical coverage, medical cover, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, md, mds, patient, patients, back stabber, back stabbers, modern life, modern times, big corporations, big corporation, big company, big companies, stabbed, stabbing, betray, betrayal, betrayals, betraying