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'I miss the disposable income days.'
"You'll always have AAA status to me!"
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"I'm bored! Let's create a new financial crisis!"
Stress Testing Banks.
"Let's have a moment's silence to remember the profits we used to make."
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"Since the downturn we've ever had bankers switch careers and come to work for us."
"....at one stage I thought I might have to give up my golf club membership!"
'Wear this on the train - it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'
'Our mortgage is now owned by a guy named Lenny the Squid in bayonne, N.J.'
"Is that just for the night, or for ever?"
The thing man - fleeced again.
'We can fix this!'
"I see they've cut interest rates again."
'That's a good trick. Can you make jobs reappear?'
'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'
'Aside from where we are, what'd you think of the state of the union address?'
'Enough about your furlough, don't you want to hear about my furlough?'
Robert couldn't understand why he was such a lousy salesman...
"These interest rate rises are really beginning to bite."
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"For your stress test, here's a replay of the stock market in free fall..."
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"We still offer executives the Golden Parachute, but now it's a real thing in case stockholders storm the 59th floor."
Well, there's a sure sign of an economic downturn - Cheap Candy!
"There is no recession...we're just in a bit of a downturn..."