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"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
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Wall Street Down
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Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.
The Dow Jesus Index
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"I lost everything in the Beanie Baby crash of '99."
Tags:money, finances, investor, investors, investing, investment, investments, bad investment, bad investments, economy, financial crisis, crash, stock market, stock markets, stock market crash, stock market crashes, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, toy, toys, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, plush toy, plush toys, financial troubles, the 90's, the nineties, losing it all, losing everything, money troubles
"Today opened as November 10, 1987, swung wildly to March 7, 1996, and closed as December 5, 1902."
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'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'
'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'
"It may be a figment of my imagination, Herb, but I thought I just felt another shock wave go through the business community."
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'The market is showing jitters today...'
'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'
'Don't worry, if your stocks should drop suddenly, we have a standby trauma team.'
'I've got a great system. I just pick the same stocks Ed does.'
Stock Market Unplugged.
'Think of it this way, without the help of a professional, it could have taken you twice as long to go broke.'
Stock market books.
'Dad, how come there are more bulls than bears?'
'On Wall Street, stocks and bonds dropped on news that past performance is no guarantee of future results...'
'I'm giving you a standing order to sell all my stock the day before the market crashes.'
'Eddie, it's the market's way of saying 'there are other important things in life besides money.'
"I came out O.K. Everything I had was in baseball cards."
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'and gnashing your teeth.'
'Follow me. It's the stock market. It's gone this way.'
'Well, our money went down the drain. Fortunately, I still have some of mine.'