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"O.K., Bill... a woman in perfect health, she meets you on a Monday and her heart stands still… that's your story?"
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"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."
'So there we were, driving to day care, when our van was attacked by a giant squid.'
'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'
"I paid a hundred for this dog. Part collie and part bull."
"OK kids, I'll tell the story one more time..."
'People often say they've 'dined out' on a particular story - we'd like a meal on that basis.'
'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'
'A car accident? Heavens, no! It's just a mild case of technology backlash!'
'I've found the truth hurts, but it's nothing compared to the headache of trying to remember a pack of lies.'
Liar's Club fish
Baron de Munchausen
'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'
'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'
'I can tell this fish story just fine by myself, man's best friend.'
'That's about it - I've already told you twice as much as she told me...'
National Bass Anglers Headquarters - 'Thank you for not lying.'
'I just brought this twig back from Timbuktoo.' 'That sounds a bit far fetched.'
Woman winding wool on husbands outstretched arms.
Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library
Total Bull Frog
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"Shhhh. Let me do the talking."
"Then I told Jonah, I'm a big fish not a whale, get your story straight."
"I'm serious, I did swallow a guy. He was about 5'-8" and his name was Jonah..."