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"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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Santa Claus on the scales
Shopping with Barbie and Ann
"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."
"They say if you breathe in when you're supposed to blow out and blow out when you're supposed to breathe in you'll lose weight."
"You have a case!"
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'Don't worry. The pound has devalued, so you've actually lost weight.'
Your weight - scales; Your integrity - polygraph.
'Your head weighs 26 pounds, same as your feet.'
'190 divided by two...'
"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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"Everything is fat-free. So why am I still fat?"
'Your head weighs 36 pounds, same as your feet.'
'I still say you haven't given the diet a fair chance.'
Overweight Man Crashes Through Ceiling
'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'
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'Friday is your unlucky day.'
Price of Food
'Dude, you leave the house once a year...what did you expect?'
A month's worth of groceries vs a month's worth of medications
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'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'