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"How about a drink for a harbinger of spring?"
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lemon, lemons, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, making lemonade, makes lemonade, brag, brags, bragging, boast, boasts, boasting, tall tale, tall tales, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, bar scene, bar scenes, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, murder, murders, hired killer, hired killers"Lost a step? Hell, no. Those young zebras are juiced."
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cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, think globally, act locally, local business, local businesses, drinking, drinker, drinkers, barfly, barflies, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, slogan, slogans, responsible, responsibility, stimulus, economic stimulus, small business, small businesses, small business owner, small business owners"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."
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drinker, drinkers, drinking, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, heavy drinking, internet, internet generation, internet generations, millennial, millennials, old-fashioned, barfly, barflies, newfangled, functional alcoholic, functional alcoholics"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."
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thought, thoughts, idle thought, idle thoughts, drink, drinks, drinking, soul searching, rethink, rethinks, rethink things, rethinking things, think about money, preoccupied, preoccupation, preoccupations, conclusion, conclusions, self-realization, self-realisation, realisation, realisations, realization, realizations, self-examine, self-examines, self-examining, self-examination, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, barfly, barflies, deep thoughts, deep thinker"If Walter Reuther had his way, there'd be a guaranteed annual everything!"
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spider, spiders, bedbug, bedbugs, bug, bugs, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, outcast, outcasts, social outcast, social outcasts, bar, bars, barfly, barflies, insect, insects, comic book, comic books, entomologist, entomologists, entomology"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, bar, bars, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, bartender, bartenders, pub, pubs, hangout, hangouts, expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, fact, facts, factoid, factoids, information, wise, wisdom, lecture, lectures, lecturing, drunk, drunks"I'm sorry, Mrs. Claus, but nobody here fits that description…."
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polar, polar bear, polar bears, grizzly, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line, chat up line, chat up lines, bear, bears, ursine, bar, bars, barman, barmen, barfly, barflies, loser, losers, harassment, harasser, harassers, inappropriate, come on, come ons, coming on"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."
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drunk driver, drunk drivers, drunk driving, car keys, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, pub, pubs, barkeeper, barkeepers, responsible, safety, designated driver, designated drivers, dog, dogs, drunk, drunken, barfly, barflies, concerned citizen, concerned citizens, worry, worries, worrier, canine, canines, companion, companions"Oh, Lord no, I'm not a professional terrorism expert."
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bar, bars, barman, barmen, bartender, barfly, bar fly, barflies, bar flies, life story, life stories, opinion, opinions, opinionated, strong opinion, strong opinions, armchair, armchair critic, armchair enthusiast, face value, professional, knowledge, knowledgeable, terror, terrorism, war on terror, politics, political, drink, drinking, out drinking, after a few drinks, terrorists, irresponsible"Sure, we can have dinner. But only if your breasts sign a non-compete clause."
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pickup line, pickup lines, pickup, chat-up, chats up, chatting up, non-compete clause, non-compete clause, sleaze, sleazes, sleazebag, sleazebags, barfly, barflies, hit on, hits on, hitting on, contract, contracts, lawyer, lawyers, flirt, flirts, flirting, flirtation, flirtations, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding, muscleman, musclemen, guarantee, guarantees, harassment, harasser, harassers, come-on, come-ons"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."
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rheingold, miss rheingold, beer ad, beer ads, beer advertisement, beer advertisements, beauty contest, beauty contests, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinker, drinkers, drinking, barfly, barflies, vote, votes, voting, voter, voters, bad option, bad options, bad choice, bad choices, tough decision, tough decisions, hard decision, hard decisions, difficult decision, difficult decisions"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."
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businessman, businessmen, the little thing, post lunch, post-lunch, bars, bar, barfly, bar fly, barflies, bar flies, management, drink, drinking, alcohol, day drinking, happy hour, office drone, drones, drone, rat race, rat-race, day in, drudge, drudgery, spice up, spice, grill, grills, beer, work beer, break, breaks, short break, short breaks, modern world, modern life"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."
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smell, smells, smell of death, smells of death, housefly, houseflies, fly, flies, attract, attracts, attraction, bar, bars, barfly, barflies, patron, patrons, customer, customers"It was the featured wine in the movie 'Barfly.'"
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