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"How about a drink for a harbinger of spring?"
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"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."
Tags:lemon, lemons, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, making lemonade, makes lemonade, brag, brags, bragging, boast, boasts, boasting, tall tale, tall tales, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, bar scene, bar scenes, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, murder, murders, hired killer, hired killers
"I think globally, but I spend locally."
Tags:cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, think globally, act locally, local business, local businesses, drinking, drinker, drinkers, barfly, barflies, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, slogan, slogans, responsible, responsibility, stimulus, economic stimulus, small business, small businesses, small business owner, small business owners
"Lost a step? Hell, no. Those young zebras are juiced."
Tags:older generation, older generations, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, zebra, zebras, lion, lions, predator, predators, old guy, old guys, prey, lost a step, lose a step, losing a step, younger generation, younger generations, old age, middle age, middle aged, keep up, keeps up, keeping up, barfly, barflies, passed over, passed by, has-been, has-beens, lost it
"Hit me again - I'm trying to remember a woman."
"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."
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"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."
Tags:thought, thoughts, idle thought, idle thoughts, drink, drinks, drinking, soul searching, rethink, rethinks, rethink things, rethinking things, think about money, preoccupied, preoccupation, preoccupations, conclusion, conclusions, self-realization, self-realisation, realisation, realisations, realization, realizations, self-examine, self-examines, self-examining, self-examination, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, barfly, barflies, deep thoughts, deep thinker
"If Walter Reuther had his way, there'd be a guaranteed annual everything!"
Tags:union, unions, union man, union leader, union leaders, walter reuther, civil rights, civil rights activist, civil rights activists, progressive, progressives, labor, labor leader, labor leaders, union head, union heads, worker, workers, workers rights, populist, populists, populism, union organizer, union organizers, benefit, benefits, government benefits, welfare, barfly, barflies, gripe, gripes, griping, entitled, entitlement
"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."
"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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"My wife understands me."
Tags:gripe, gripes, griping, complain, complains, complaining, complaints, bar, bars, bar stool, bar stools, barfly, barflies, whinge, whinges, whine, whines, whining, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, booze, boozer, boozers, commiserate, commiserates, commiserating, commiseration, commiserations, cliche, cliches, cliched, depressed, depressing, depression, communication, communicate, communicating, need, needs, desire, desires, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counseling, marriage counselling
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Claus, but nobody here fits that description…."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, barkeeper, barkeepers, bartender, bartenders, bartending, deny, denies, denying, denial, denials, wife, wives, nag, nags, nagging, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, description, descriptions, matching description, matching descriptions, husband, ne'er do well, ne'er do wells, reindeer, christmas eve, skive, skives, skiving, playing hooky, play hooky, plays hooky
"Oh, Lord no, I'm not a professional terrorism expert."
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"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."
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"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."
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"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."
Tags:rheingold, miss rheingold, beer ad, beer ads, beer advertisement, beer advertisements, beauty contest, beauty contests, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinker, drinkers, drinking, barfly, barflies, vote, votes, voting, voter, voters, bad option, bad options, bad choice, bad choices, tough decision, tough decisions, hard decision, hard decisions, difficult decision, difficult decisions
"Sure, we can have dinner. But only if your breasts sign a non-compete clause."
Tags:pickup line, pickup lines, pickup, chat-up, chats up, chatting up, non-compete clause, non-compete clause, sleaze, sleazes, sleazebag, sleazebags, barfly, barflies, hit on, hits on, hitting on, contract, contracts, lawyer, lawyers, flirt, flirts, flirting, flirtation, flirtations, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding, muscleman, musclemen, guarantee, guarantees, harassment, harasser, harassers, come-on, come-ons
"Talk dirty to me!"
"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."
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"Must be for you, I'm drinking a Coke."
"I just did a huge one in my diaper."
"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."
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"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."
"I made a bid for the Senate, but this is as far as I got."
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