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"Mr. Happy wants to remind us that tragedy plus time equals comedy."
'Before we hear from tonight's speaker, Mr. Boo Boo, I think we should give hime a hand.'
'Well you can't fault his coursework, but I can't help thinking that he still has a few unresolved personal issues!'
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"...I never feel truly alive until someone sticks their hand up my butt."
'Wouldn't you be better off without me?'
"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."
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"What is it Doc, I can handle it."
"I'm not either a control freak!"
"This show was made possible by a grant from Grandma."
Puppet call on hold.
'Please...in your own words.'
'But enough about me...'
'I'm constantly being manipulated.'
"Don't encourage him, Colleen. . . They're all after the same thing!"
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"Mister Scruggles, here, handles second opinions."
Harry liked working with his hands – but they didn't always get along.
"How about a hand."
"For the last time - on this referendum you've got one vote like anybody else!"
"This would go a lot faster if the puppet stopped interrupting."
"You never said anything about a menage a trois!"