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"This is our first recession together."
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Handled all of my own investments
No.1 best-selling book on college campuses - 'How to say 'send money' in 101 languages'.
"Well, it's official. This household is definitely in a recession."
'Your money is deposited to your account automatically and is paid out automatically. At the moment, I'm sorry to say, it's out.'
"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."
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'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'
'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.'
"His wallet is like an onion. When he opens it, it makes him cry."
'I bet she'd marry me if I were rich!' - 'Sure! And she'd divorce you, too!'
"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."
'My filing for bankruptcy.. does that mean that YOU also get fifteen-cents on the dollar?'
'You've lost everything but the shirt on your back ... although, is that a designer label?'
It bag and no knickers!
Economy clothing shop with barrels in the window
Always stick to the script.
'Former stockbroker, took my own advice. Please help!'
'Try and look skint-here comes my boss!'
'Crunch and Judy' show. (Puppeteer uses hands as he has no puppets.)
'It looks as if my bankruptcy papers have arrived.'
Empty pockets (four of them).
'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic, and also because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'
"I keep a picture of my family in my wallet - where my money used to be."