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"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."
Tags:beanbag, beanbags, chair, chairs, sofa, sofas, comfy, comfort, comfortable, royalty, royal, monarch, monarchy, king, the king, kingship, aristocracy, class, classes, ass, behind, bottom, befit, befitting, suit, suited, suitable, appropriate, occasion, sat, lie, lying, lay, casual, appropriate, inappropriate, too casual, overly casual, informal, formal, formality, formal occasion
"Since, as you say, Geoffrey, you're only passing this way once, it seems a shame to be such a pompous ass."
The final twerk
"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."
Tags:carrot, carrots, carrot and stick, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivating force, motivating forces, coffee, morning coffee, morning, mornings, night owl, night owls, donkey, donkeys, ass, asses, mule, mules, plough, ploughs, ploughing, jump start, jump starts, jump starting
Third party mascots
Tags:mascot, mascots, green party, libertarian party, tea party, third party, third parties, political party, political parties, politics, us politics, gnat, gnats, wasp, wasps, cuckoo, cuckoos, donkey, donkeys, ass, asses, elephant, elephants, cuckoo clock, cuckoo clocks, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, sting, stinging, nuts, nutty
"'Tree-Hugger' my ass!"
"Does it make my ass look big?"
"Don't be fooled – they're faster than they look."
Kick in the ass
Drunks in Bath
Hand Puppet Strip Club
Tags:stripper, peeler, burlesque, sniffers row, bump-and-grind, dancer, exotic dancer, exotic dancers, exotic dancing, strip club, strip clubs, hand puppet, hand puppets, hand-puppet, hand-puppets, lap dancer, strip club, unclothed, puppet, hand puppet, doll, butt, bum, puppeteer, sphincter, ass, puppetry, muppet, marionette, muppet, manikin
"As your client has expressed a degree of remorse, this case is hereby dismissed. Now get your sorry ass out of here."
"I get so burned up at these meetings, I'm afraid I'll make an ash of myself."
Tags:meeting, meetings, burned up, angry, anger, business meetings, ass, ash, frustration, burning up, pun, puns, word game, word games, word-game, word-games, boardroom, boardrooms, board, boards, exec, execs, executive, executives, corporate politics, corporate environment, office job, office jobs
Breeds of Asses
Proctologist drinking beer labeled "Butt Wiser"
"You laughing at my mule?"
"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."
"Yes, you'll still be dealing with a******* but they'll be a better class of a******."
Tags:graduate, graduates, graduations, graduation, toilet papers, toilet-paper, toilet-papers, loo roll, loo rolls, tissue, tissues, toilet paper, upper class, jerk, jerks, idiot, idiots, ass, rear end, university education, upper class, university, universities, college, colleges, uni, unis, upper-class, class divide, class divides
"Told you I'd fit that donkey in the ship!"
Tags:human centipede, horror movies, horror movie, horror film, horror films, scary film, scary films, scary movies, gross movies, disgusting movies, smell, scent, sniffing, butt sniffing, ass, bum, smelling butt, chain, dog, pets, canines, animals, animals, puppy, mutt, canine behaviour, dog behavior, dog behaviour, canine behavior, pets, parks, insects, centipede
"Oh, come on, Dobbin's not such a bad name."
"Boys, the desert is over forty miles across the way you are going; it's three miles across the way I'm going."
"You'll have to excuse him. My neighbor's an ass."
Tags:donkey, donkeys, ass, asses, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, pony, ponies, horse, horses, annoying neighbor, annoying neighbors, annoying neighbour, annoying neighbours, annoying habit, annoying habits, irritating habit, irritating habits, sense of humour, personality, personality type, personality types, irritating, annoying, field, fields, farm, farms, farming, snob, snobs, snobbish, snobbery