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"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."
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beanbag, beanbags, chair, chairs, sofa, sofas, comfy, comfort, comfortable, royalty, royal, monarch, monarchy, king, the king, kingship, aristocracy, class, classes, ass, behind, bottom, befit, befitting, suit, suited, suitable, appropriate, occasion, sat, lie, lying, lay, casual, appropriate, inappropriate, too casual, overly casual, informal, formal, formality, formal occasion"Since, as you say, Geoffrey, you're only passing this way once, it seems a shame to be such a pompous ass."
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insult, insults, insulting, pompous, pomposity, pretentious, pretentiousness, ass, asses, husband, husbands, one life, wasted life, wasted lives, wife, wives, husband, husbands, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, argue, argues, arguing, upper class, upper classes"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."
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carrot, carrots, carrot and stick, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivating force, motivating forces, coffee, morning coffee, morning, mornings, night owl, night owls, donkey, donkeys, ass, asses, mule, mules, plough, ploughs, ploughing, jump start, jump starts, jump startingThird party mascots
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mascot, mascots, green party, libertarian party, tea party, third party, third parties, political party, political parties, politics, us politics, gnat, gnats, wasp, wasps, cuckoo, cuckoos, donkey, donkeys, ass, asses, elephant, elephants, cuckoo clock, cuckoo clocks, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, sting, stinging, nuts, nuttyAss Hole
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ass, asses, donkey, donkeys, horse, horse family, hold, holes, pit, pits, pun, puns, wordplay, play on words, visual pun, visual puns, double entrendreKick in the ass
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kick in the ass, ass, kick, kicking, kicked, kicks, swift kick, swift, buck up, improve, improving, improvement, improvements, improved, motivate, motivation, motivates, motivations, motivated, game, machineHand Puppet Strip Club
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stripper, peeler, burlesque, sniffers row, bump-and-grind, dancer, exotic dancer, exotic dancers, exotic dancing, strip club, strip clubs, hand puppet, hand puppets, hand-puppet, hand-puppets, lap dancer, strip club, unclothed, puppet, hand puppet, doll, butt, bum, puppeteer, sphincter, ass, puppetry, muppet, marionette, muppet, manikin"As your client has expressed a degree of remorse, this case is hereby dismissed. Now get your sorry ass out of here."
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court, courthouse, law, judge, judges, prosecution, defence, judgement, court proceedings, accused, defendant, trial, on trial, lawyer, attorney, defence lawyer, ass, donkey, donkeys, guilt, guilty, ashamed, remorse, remorseful, pun, puns, play on words, wordplay, acquitted, let off"I get so burned up at these meetings, I'm afraid I'll make an ash of myself."
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meeting, meetings, burned up, angry, anger, business meetings, ass, ash, frustration, burning up, pun, puns, word game, word games, word-game, word-games, boardroom, boardrooms, board, boards, exec, execs, executive, executives, corporate politics, corporate environment, office job, office jobsBreeds of Asses
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donkey, donkeys, dunce, dunces, ass, asses, breed, breeds, donkey breed, donkey breeds, donkey breeding, donkey breeder, donkey breeders, candy, smart, candies, smartness, overweight, obese, obesity, fat, fatnessProctologist drinking beer labeled "Butt Wiser"
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beer, beer cans, drink, drinking, alcohol, beverage, beverages, proctologist, proctology, butt doctor, butt, rear end, hiney, ass, arse, doctor, medical, medical office, medicine, doctors relax, doctors r&r, happy hour, health, health care, bar, drinking beer, drinking alcohol"You laughing at my mule?"
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clint eastwood, eastwood, mule, mules, ass, donkey, donkeys, movie, movies, film, films, western, westerns, film scene, film scenes, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, gunslinger, gunslingers, laughing"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."
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e=mc2, donkeys, smart-ass, smart-asses, smart asses, ass, asses, brainiac, brainiacs, mathematician, mathematicians, mathematics, smart ass, donkey, brainy, middle east, arabs, algebra, science, extrovert, show off, genius, geniuses"Yes, you'll still be dealing with a******* but they'll be a better class of a******."
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graduate, graduates, graduations, graduation, toilet papers, toilet-paper, toilet-papers, loo roll, loo rolls, tissue, tissues, toilet paper, upper class, jerk, jerks, idiot, idiots, ass, rear end, university education, upper class, university, universities, college, colleges, uni, unis, upper-class, class divide, class dividesCanine Scent-ipede.
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human centipede, horror movies, horror movie, horror film, horror films, scary film, scary films, scary movies, gross movies, disgusting movies, smell, scent, sniffing, butt sniffing, ass, bum, smelling butt, chain, dog, pets, canines, animals, animals, puppy, mutt, canine behaviour, dog behavior, dog behaviour, canine behavior, pets, parks, insects, centipede"Oh, come on, Dobbin's not such a bad name."
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dobbin, horses, equestrians, rainbows, mythical creature, mythical creatures, flying horse, flying horses, horse, equestrian, horses, unicorn, unicorns, rainbow, names, pegasus, pony, ponies, donkey, ass, moody, upset, dressage, horse riding, riding, pet names"Boys, the desert is over forty miles across the way you are going; it's three miles across the way I'm going."
"You'll have to excuse him. My neighbor's an ass."
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donkey, donkeys, ass, asses, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, pony, ponies, horse, horses, annoying neighbor, annoying neighbors, annoying neighbour, annoying neighbours, annoying habit, annoying habits, irritating habit, irritating habits, sense of humour, personality, personality type, personality types, irritating, annoying, field, fields, farm, farms, farming, snob, snobs, snobbish, snobbery