Ass Cartoons and Comics

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Since, as you say, Geoffrey, you're only passing this way once, it seems a shame to be such a pompous ass."

The final twerk

"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."

Third party mascots

"'Tree-Hugger' my ass!"

"Does it make my ass look big?"

Ass Hole

"Don't be fooled – they're faster than they look."

Kick in the ass

Drunks in Bath

Hand Puppet Strip Club

Candy Asses!

"As your client has expressed a degree of remorse, this case is hereby dismissed. Now get your sorry ass out of here."

"I get so burned up at these meetings, I'm afraid I'll make an ash of myself."

Breeds of Asses

Proctologist drinking beer labeled "Butt Wiser"

"You laughing at my mule?"

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

"Yes, you'll still be dealing with a******* but they'll be a better class of a******."

"Told you I'd fit that donkey in the ship!"

Canine Scent-ipede.

"Oh, come on, Dobbin's not such a bad name."

"Boys, the desert is over forty miles across the way you are going; it's three miles across the way I'm going."

"You'll have to excuse him. My neighbor's an ass."