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'Man, I hate needles!!'
"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"
The Colicky Family
Tags:colic, complain, complains, complaining, scream, screams, screaming, cry, cries, crying, complaint, complaints, complaining, complainer, complainers, whine, whines, whiny, moans, moaning, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, baby, babies, new parent, new parents, hysterical, hysterics, adults, adulthood, grievance, grievances, air grievances, airing grievances, petty, infantile, act your age, acting your age, maturity, immature, immaturity
The Shnorrer's Shnorrer
"Honey, I've got you some flowers to complain about."
Tags:flowers, gift, gifts, spontaneous gifts, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, unasked for gift, unasked for gifts, unappreciated, unappreciative, futile gesture, futile guesters, too little too late, bad relationship, bad relationships, failing relationships, failing relationship, failing marriage, failing marriages, bad marriage, bad marriages, complain, complainer, always complaining, complaining, complaint, stereotypes, never happy
'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, tattooist, tattooists, impatient, impatience, jerk, jerks, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, annoyance, annoyances, needle, needles, body art, complain, complains, complaining, complained, complaint, complaints, complainer, complainers, regret, regrets, regretted, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Waiter, there's no fly in my soup.'
Tags:frog, frogs, toad, toads, fly, flies, insect, insects, eat, eating, feed, feeding, feeds, soup, fly in my soup, waiter, waitress, waiting, waitressing, waiters, waitress', complaint, complaining, dining, diner, diners, complainer, complainers, soups, meal, meals, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"At this point, I'm just complaining on fumes."
"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"
Tags:dad, dads, grandpa, grandpas, father, fathers, grandfather, grandfathers, senior, seniors, growing up, growing old, growing older, when i was a boy, cliche, cliches, war story, war stories, parent, parents, grandparent, grandparents, curmudgeon, curmudgeons, codger, codgers, penguin, penguins, iceberg, icebergs, complain, complaints, complainer, complaining, good old days
Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, carwash, carwashes, car wash, car washes, filling station, filling station, fuelling station, fuelling station, garage, garages, service station, service station, servo, servos, attendant, attendants, complaint, complaints, complaining, chore, chores, never good enough, clean, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, squeegee, squeegees, single, complainer, complainers, whiner, whiners, whining, nag, nags, nagging, bachelor, bachelors, picky, fussy, choosy, service, customer service, customer, customers, family, families, uncle, uncles, relative, relatives, living alone, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, grumpy, windshield, windshields, window, windows
"Gin? Oh God, I hate gin."
'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. And he's smoking!'
Tags:waiter, waiters, waiting, waitress, waitresses, waitressing, fly in my soup, smoke, smoking, smoker, smokers, smoked, non-smoking, non smoking area, non-smoking area, complain, complaint, complaining, complains, complainer, complainers, customer service, customer services, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Our relationship is worse than I thought. I say 'tomato,' you say 'keg of beer.''
'I wanted this on the rocks.'
Tags:ice, ices, on the rocks, rocks, rock, rocky, goat, goats, mountain goat, mountain goats, drink, drinks, complain, complaint, complains, complaining, complainer, complainers, mountain, mountains, habit, habits, neat, barman, barmen, waiter, waiters, customer service, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Excuse me. Sir? I am just NOT a morning person! Could I start at say, 10 a.m., then work later into the evening.'
'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'
Tags:basketball, basketballs, basketballer, basketballers, knee injury, knee injuries, injure, injures, injury, injuries, injured, injuring, compare, compares, comparison, comparisons, complain, complains, complaining, complainer, complainers, complaint, complaints, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I ordered an 'iron condor' not an 'iron duck'!'
"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"
Tags:road trip, road trips, travelling travels, traveled, tourism, tourist, tourists, vacation, vacations, whine, whining, whinge, whinging, complain, complaining, drive, driving, drives, family, families, child, children, kid, kids, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, whiner, whinger, complainer, annoy, annoying
'When I said you should complain about your steak I didn't mean whining about it on twitter.'
"Technically, it's not your time yet, but we were sick of your complaining."
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, your time, not your time, complaint, complaints, complaining, complainer, complainers, whiner, whiners, whining, sick of, sick of your complaints, sick of your whining, annoying, annoyed, sick, bothersome, tiresome, tiring, tired, sick and tired, technically, early death
'We've had complaints about your sensory garden for the blind.'
"I suggest you air your woes through the media."
"Complaining empowers us."
"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."
Tags:holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, trip, trips, travel, hotel, hotels, resort, resorts, complaint, complaints, complaining, different, nice, new, negative, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, complainer, complainers, whiner, whiners, hard to please, women, woman, stereotype, stereotypes, tourism, tourist, tourists, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers