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'Today the market fell because Bernanke said the word 'down' more than once in a speech.'
"No, the economy isn't growing slowly. It's growing mindfully."
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Watching a tennis match vs. watching the stock market.
'Lost my investor's confidence.'
"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"
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"I'm not saying I don't have any faith in you...but, if you were a stock, I'd short you."
Wall Street - Red Flag To A Bull
"Global stocks shot up on news Trump has 'Twitter-block!'"
"The best of times, the worst of times? Was the stock market high, but trust in government low?"
"Today, 'Greed' was up, on news that 'fear' was down."
"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."
"Remember, Syms, never use the term 'Plummet.' We prefer 'in correction territory' or 'below cost basis'."
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"Today stocks closed higher on news that Janet Yellen was overheard saying, 'What, me worry?'"
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Risk, Benefit and Public Hysteria.
'Stocks closed higher on news that 'higher' is a state of mind that can be induced by medical marijuana.'
"The Stock Market closed down early tody in reaction to Joe Biden's latest gaffe...."
"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"
Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'
'Come on, Bunny, I know you're in there....somewhere!'
Wall Street Couch
Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.
August 2011: Gold passes oil as the most valuable commodity to invest in.
"In economic news, emerging markets saw their shadows and retreated for another 3 months."
Anxiety Clinic - Now Treating: Dow 26,000 phobias.
"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."
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