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"I love the way you look like you're making money even though you're making no money at all."
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Dunlop and Crowel: Disinvestment Counselors
'As long as he continues to come up with brilliant investment strategies we leave him alone...'
"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."
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"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."
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"Gimme your money. And a long-term, value-oriented investment strategy."
"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."
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"I left my boring dividends to fool around with capital appreciation."
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"You're pretty optimistic about this new investment strategy of your's, aren't you?"
"You have to invest for value these days. And these days I find the best value in gin and tonic."
'Wine, mainly ??" what's your overall investment strategy?'
Our investment strategies have been approved by 'Gamblers Anonymous'
"I'd like to trade this for a no-load fund."
'Shred any negative documentation I made on our new investment strategy.'
'Money from the tooth fairy may seem like a sure bet, but it's not a good long term investment strategy.'
"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."
"I've checked it out and both my accountant and attorney have checked it out and while interesting I think, at this time, I'll pass."
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How to Break Even - For Beginners.
"Eddie, remember, if at first you don't succeed, then call it 'investing for the long-term.''
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'Tell me my net worth in 10 years if I'm fully invested in grwoth funds...corporate bonds...high yield bonds...'
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'His motto is: be greedy when others are fearful, and greedy when others are greedy.'
Investments: Attention - Dogs what if you outlive your master? 401 (k)s for Fido!
Investments: Looking for an investment that won't keep you awake at night?. . . Coffee Futures.
"To invest or not to invest. That is the question."
Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?