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Equities Cartoons and Comics

Equities cartoon 1 of 45

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'I'm in equities and mutual funds. You?'

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Equities cartoon 2 of 45

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'Give me something that will restore my faith in Equities . . .'

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Equities cartoon 3 of 45

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'I'm a little concerned about my financial advisor. He said to keep 60% in equities, 25% in bonds, and 25% in cash.'

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Equities cartoon 4 of 45

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'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

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Equities cartoon 5 of 45

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'Earnings per share, then an asterisk. I like that.'

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Equities cartoon 6 of 45

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'Never mind calling Reuters; if these 2 guys announce a merger of equals, I'm calling Ripley's.'

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Equities cartoon 7 of 45

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"I'm interested in your small-cap growth fund."

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Equities cartoon 8 of 45


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"Long-term, I like bonds; intermediate-term I like equities; and short-term, I like scotch."

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Equities cartoon 9 of 45

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"Unfortunately, I invested heavily in inequities."

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Equities cartoon 10 of 45

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"When the cock crows thrice and the wind turns from the East, then must you reduce your exposure to small cap equities."

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Equities cartoon 11 of 45

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'If I didn't believe in what I was selling you, would I have them tattooed to my chest?'

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Equities cartoon 12 of 45

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'My investment advisor suggests 25% in equities, 25% in bonds and 50% under the mattress.'

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Equities cartoon 13 of 45

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Who will run a privatised NHS: 'Let me through, I'm an expert in bond based equity derivatives.'

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Equities cartoon 14 of 45

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"I want a bigger slice."

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Equities cartoon 15 of 45

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"I enjoy the simple pleasures, the setting sun, a glass of wine, the Dow hitting an all time high."

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Equities cartoon 16 of 45

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"Buy the dip? I had no idea you were interested in trading stocks."

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Equities cartoon 17 of 45

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"This next song is about one of life's toughest choices. It's called, 'Equities or Debt Securities, I Just Don't Freakin' Know!'...and a one, and a two..."

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Equities cartoon 18 of 45

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'The long and the short is we went long and got shorted.'

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Equities cartoon 19 of 45

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'Your assets are perfectly safe with us, it's ring fenced - and of course we reconcile regularly sir.'

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Equities cartoon 20 of 45

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'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

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Equities cartoon 21 of 45

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'We need to move you out of cash and into equities.'

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Equities cartoon 22 of 45

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'I'm looking for canine equity.'

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Equities cartoon 23 of 45

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'Like I have the time.'

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Equities cartoon 24 of 45

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'I thought the rising equity in my home would save me.'

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Equities cartoon 25 of 45

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'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

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