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'I'm in equities and mutual funds. You?'
'Give me something that will restore my faith in Equities . . .'
'I'm a little concerned about my financial advisor. He said to keep 60% in equities, 25% in bonds, and 25% in cash.'
'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'
'Earnings per share, then an asterisk. I like that.'
'Never mind calling Reuters; if these 2 guys announce a merger of equals, I'm calling Ripley's.'
"I'm interested in your small-cap growth fund."
"Long-term, I like bonds; intermediate-term I like equities; and short-term, I like scotch."
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"Unfortunately, I invested heavily in inequities."
"When the cock crows thrice and the wind turns from the East, then must you reduce your exposure to small cap equities."
'If I didn't believe in what I was selling you, would I have them tattooed to my chest?'
'My investment advisor suggests 25% in equities, 25% in bonds and 50% under the mattress.'
Who will run a privatised NHS: 'Let me through, I'm an expert in bond based equity derivatives.'
"I want a bigger slice."
"I enjoy the simple pleasures, the setting sun, a glass of wine, the Dow hitting an all time high."
"Buy the dip? I had no idea you were interested in trading stocks."
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"This next song is about one of life's toughest choices. It's called, 'Equities or Debt Securities, I Just Don't Freakin' Know!'...and a one, and a two..."
'The long and the short is we went long and got shorted.'
'Your assets are perfectly safe with us, it's ring fenced - and of course we reconcile regularly sir.'
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'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'
'We need to move you out of cash and into equities.'
'I'm looking for canine equity.'
'Like I have the time.'
'I thought the rising equity in my home would save me.'
'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'