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"It's from my Swiss account."
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"Well, damn, Camembert, you called to tell me you're runny?"
Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,
Tags:william, tell, archer, archers, archery, cannon, cannons, shoot, shooting, shootings, shooter, shooters, apple, apples, swiss, switzerland, folklore, challenge, challenges, crossbow, crossbows, aim, aims, ambition, ambitious, historian, historians, bolt, bolts, cannonball, cannonballs, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."
The most embarrassing day in the history of the Swiss army.
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Apple shooting a person (à la William Tell)
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'Well, Time, we made it past all that security,,, Now I'll just fax these secret documents to Zurich and we can pay off your bookies,'
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Recipe from the American Cheese Council.
Tags:cheese, cheese lover, cheese lovers, recipe, recipes, omelette, omelettes, patty, patties, salad, salads, swiss, swiss cheese, brie, feta cheese, feta, blue cheese, parmesan cheese, parmesan, camembert, gruyere, muenster, cheddar cheese, cheddar, cooking, home cooking, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, food
The Swiss Army Mammoth
Swiss Cheese Cow
"No, I'm not Swiss. Just a bad accident."
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"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"
Swiss Army Tank.
International ATM providing Swiss chocolate.
"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."
"Tell me, again, exactly why we're dong this."
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"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"
Tags:cheese, cheeses, blue cheeses, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, cheese connoisseur, cheese connoisseurs, turophile, turophiles, blue, food, dairy, fresh, milk, mold, meal, delicious, snack, gourmet, restaurant, piece, french, soft, yellow, brie, eat, cuisine, menu, swiss, tones, electric, sky, navy gorgonzola, healthy, dinner, france, appetizer, roquefort, cambozola, fungus, store
Real Estate options close to hand.
Tags:plot, plots, hand, hands, real, estate, option, options, agent, property, residential, zone, zoning, house, houses, housing, plot, reserve, show, executive, residential, statement, watch, watches, swiss, jewellery, bling, show, ostentation, sign, signs, signal, ring, rings, bracelet, bracelets, diamond, wedding, engagement, love, bond, troth, symbol, symbolic
Carl Gustav Jung
'No - this is a yodelling competition.'