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'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'
'What's this I hear about you going long?'
Bull and bear checking in for work.
'My attorney will explain why calling it a 'bear market' makes me a victim of profiling.'
'They're the same financial publication. It just depends if you're bullish or bearish.'
'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'
'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'
'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'
'One day, bull and bear will retire and then the both of us will be there to grab the good jobs at the stock exchange, eh, buddy?'
The Ekert Saga: 'I just got an image of wall street guys having to deal with real bulls and bears.' - 'Well, yes...that'd be the upside to ahmageddon...'
Tags:ekert, danae, anti-ekert, apocalypse, apocalypses, apocalyptic, end of the world, stone age, wall street, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stock, stocks, market, markets, investor, investors, bull, bulls, bear, bears, bullish, bearish, armageddon, humour, humor, sense of, non sequitur
'I think your portfolio earnings may have just qualified for a high-five!'
'They're so predictable.'
'A better than expected, portfolio report?'
'My instinct is to go long, but my intuition is to go short.'
'Me? I'm a reformed bear.'
'My instincts are bullish, but my intuition is bearish...'
An awkward moment at the shareholders meeting.
Tags:stocks, stock market, stock markets, dow, bearish, bull markets, bear markets, bull market, bear market, share, shareholders, bullish, shares, shareholder, stockbrokers, brokers, day traders, day trading, stockbroker, broker, day trader, trading, wall street, shareholders' meeting, shareholders meeting, socially awkward, social awkwardness
'Yah, well I have a large twitter following, as well.'
"So, what's you thoughts on the market?"
'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'
"Your husband's been feeling bearish lately?"
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'She's always bullish, and I'm always bearish.'
'I was bullish. Then I was bearish. Now I'm sheepish.'
'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'
'Cut me off the minute I begin to act bearish.'