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"Now just why do you think I would know how to fix the printer?"
Tags:robot, robots, robotic, robotics, electric, electrics, expect, expecting, expectation, expectations, presume, presuming, presumption, presumptions, printer, printers, fix, fixes, fixes, know, knowledge, audacity, audacious, assumption, assumptions, colleague, colleagues, office, offices, computer, computers, office desk, office desks
Three Swell Guys Who Expect To Be Completely Exonerated
Tags:white collar crime, white-collar crime, white collar criminal, white-collar criminal, criminal, crimes, criminals, exonerated, court, courtroom, class, status, wealth, upper class, excuse, excuses, fraud, fraudulent, expect, expectation, privilege, privileged, privileges, swell guys, good guy, irony, ironic, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, exec, execs, executive, executives, big boss, buss, bosses, fat cat, forgive, forgiving, law, lawyer, lawyers
Man walking by a dry cleaner's with a sign in the window saying "All work completed when you least expect it".
Tags:dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, dry-cleaning, dry-cleaner, dry-cleaners, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, laundry, laundromat, laundromats, doing laundry, washing clothes, washing clothing, sign, signs, signage, time, times, timing, surprise, surprises, expectation, expectations, expecting, expect, completed, completion, schedule, schedules, scheduling
'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'
"Well, no, I wouldn't expect YOU to get it."
Tags:balloon, balloons, animal balloon, animal balloons, clown, clowns, shape, shapes, balloon shape, balloon shapes, art, artwork, gallery, galleries, art gallery, art galleries, sculpture, sculptures, model, models, exhibition, exhibitions, art exhibition, art exhibitions, criticise, criticising, criticism, criticisms, expect, bore, bores, boring, sense of humor, humor, no humor, uptight, understand, understanding, misunderstand, artist, artists
"Send over some more birdseed—and hurry!"
Tags:bird, birds, birdseed, feed the birds, feeding birds, birding, birder, birders, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, expect, expects, expecting, expectant, handout, handouts, giveaway, giveaways, hurry, hurries, hurrying, hurry up, hurries up, order, orders, emergency, emergencies, predator, predators, threaten, threatens, threatening, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
'Thank you for calling the beaver institute. All our representatives are busy, but what did you expect?'
Expectations vs. reality
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, order, ordering, taking an order, taking your order, expectation, expectations, expect, high expectations, low expectations, expectations vs reality, expectations v. reality, bad food, bad restaurant, bad restaurants, bad food, disappointing, disappointment, disappoint, food, bad food
Well-Dressed Foot Sticks Out Of Mouse-Hole To The Bemusement Of The Cat
Tags:dali, salvador dali, baby, babies, expect, expecting, expects, surreal, surrealism, reality, realist, realistically, realism, clock, clocks, melt, melting, classic, classical, classic art, classical art, spin off, spin-off, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, pun, puns, punny, punning, word play, word-play, play on words, reality, reality tv, television, television show, reality tv show
"Go on in—he's expecting you."
Tags:interview, interviews, appointment, appointments, dog, dogs, doggo, doggos, doge, meme, memes, secretary, secretaries, management, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, office politics, happy, happiness, happy to see you, expecting, expect, expecting you, fetch, fetching, fetches, pet, pets
"Damn kids and their graffiti."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, caveman, cavemen, cave, caves, cave painting, cave paintings, cave drawing, cave drawings, graffiti, vandalism, vandalise, vandalize, vandalised, vandalized, youth, youths, teenager, prehistoric, prehistory, expect, expected, expectation, expectations, idea, ideas, art, artist, artists, artistic
"Actually, the attraction wasn't freedom from religious persecution but, rather, the all-you-can-eat buffet."
Tags:irony, ironic, buffet, buffets, all you can eat, all-you-can-eat, attraction, migrate, migration, immigration, immigrate, emigration, colony, colonise, colonised, colonisation, native, natives, indigenous, indigenous people, indigenous peoples, native american, native americans, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, tasteless, pilgrim, pilgrims, thanksgiving, happy thanksgiving, columbus, america, american, region, regions, regional, historical, american history, expect, expecting, expectation, expectations, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, eating, eating out
"When we met he catcalled me from his car as I was walking along, having a conversation with a friend."
Tags:catcall, catcalls, catcaller, catcalled, catcallers, catcalling, women, woman, men, man, social issues, rude behaviour, expectation, expectations, expected, expects, expect, expecting, daydream, daydreaming, daydreams, imagine, imagines, imagination, imaginations, imagined, imagining, walk, walking, walks, walked, unsafe, opposite, opposites, general expectation
"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, mum, mom, mums, moms, dad, dads, mother, mothers, father, fathers, driving, drive, driver, chores, chore, chauffeur, kid, kids, child, children, fulfilling, fulfill, purpose, purposes, stay at home, stay-at-home, middle age, middle-age, family, families, hobbies, car, cars, wait, waiting, waits, disappointing, disappointed, disappoint, disappoints, expectations, expected, expect
'I under-achieve because you over-expect.'
"I guess I expected classier?"
"Take one of these whenever you can get the cap off."
Tags:doctor, doctors, medicate, medicates, medicating, medication, medications, pill, pills, drug, medicine, medicines, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, prescription, prescriptions, cap, caps, child lock, child locks, patient, patients, difficult, expect, expecting, judge, judges, judging, judgement, judgements, struggle, struggles, struggling, lock, locks, parent lock, irony, ironic
'You need to lower your expectations. I have. I no longer expect you to get well.'
'We're playing traditional male and female societal roles..'
"Why can't men understand the difference between 'You look fine' and 'You look FINE'?"
Tags:drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, friend, friends, men, complain, complains, complaining, compliment, compliments, complimenting, emphasis, emphasise, emphaising, rude, insult, insults, insulting, difference, differences, ugly, appearance, appearances, attention, make up, expect, expecting, expectation, expectations, high, derogatory, put down, putting down
"You don't look anything like your pictures."
Tags:deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, heaven, heavenly, heavens, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, religious, god, gods, lord, religions, religious imagery, the heavens, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after seeing is believing, expectations, never meet your heroes, expect, unexpected, not what you expected, death, paradise, paradiso, nirvana, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, expectation vs reality, reality, versus
A subway train waits with people at the tracks.
Tags:subway, subways, train, trains, tube, london tube, subway car, subway cars, train car, train cars, train carriage, train carriages, wait, waits, waiting, anticipate, anticipating, anticipates, anticipation, expect, expected, expecting, expectation, expectations, disguise, disguises, disguised, camouflage, camouflaged, camouflages, public transport, public transportation, mass transit, mass transportation
Tags:boss, bosses, manager, managers, ceo, ceos, corporate culture, corporate climate, expectation, expectations, expect, expects, expecting, raise, raises, wage increase, wage increases, wage, wages, salary, salaries, fire, fired, fires, firing, lay off, lays off, laying off, layoff, layoffs, lay-off, lay-offs, laid off, dead wood, cut loose, cut free, cut, job cut, job cuts
"You're pretty optimistic about this new investment strategy of your's, aren't you?"