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"Please stand by for a series of tones. The first indicates the official end of the recession, the second indicates prosperity, and the third the return of the recession."
Tags:economy, world economy, economic divide, economic divides, prosperity, recession, recessions, emergency broadcast, emergency broadcasts, emergencies, emergencies, depression, great depression, economic depression, economic depressions, roller coaster, roller coasters, unpredictable, unpredictability, volatility, market volatility, mankoff
"Any more autonomous republics created while I was out?"
'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'
"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"
Tags:marriage, money, trade, opec, oil price, oil prices, volatile, volatility, oil, crude, crude oil, barrel of crude, barrels of crude, stock price, stock prices, marriage proposals, financial stability, financial security, secure future, secure futures, portfolio, portfolios, market portfolio, market portfolios, mankoff
Manager - Grouchy Enter At Own Risk.
"We fixed the main leak that was destabilizing our government."
Tags:destabilize, destabilizing, trump, president trump, president donald trump, lea, leaks, leaking, leaker, leakers, blabbermouth, secret, secrets, state secret, state secrets, volatile, volatility, loose cannon, insecure, security, national security, government secret, government secrets, unstable, instability, liability, liabilities
'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'
"The market was very volatile today."
"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."
Tags:stock, stocks, invest, investing, risk, risky, investor, investments, portfolio, shares, wall street, money, finance, financial, retirement, save, savings, stockbroker, money, volatile, volatility, safe investment, safe investments, stable, stability, instability, unstable, 500 pe, 500 p/e, pe ratio, pe ratios, p/e ratio, p/e ratios, price to earnings, ratio, ratios, stockbrokers, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, price-earnings ratio
Bull and Bear Nightmare
'She never stays mad at me for long.'
Tags:married couples, arguments, argument, grudges, grudge, holding grudges, lash out, lashing out, toaster, bath, bathing, electrocution, electrocute, electrocution, electrocuting, electrocutions, murder, murders, murder plot, murder plots, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, bathroom, hygiene, eating your words, spouse, husband, husbands, wives, wife, volatile, volatility
Firework of share-based payments.
Phobia Clinic: Now treating Dow 15,000 acrophobia.
Tags:wall street, dow jones, share index, share indexes, us economy, american economy, record high, record highs, stock, stocks, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stock market, stock exchange, new york, equity markets, federal reserve, ben bernanke, economic recovery, fear of heights, acrophobia, crash, crashes, volatile, volatility
"Whoa, dude...what happened to you...?"
Tags:stock market, stock markets, wall street, world economy, world economies, recession, recessions, economic downturn, economic downturns, chinese economy, market crash, market crashes, share prices, stock prices, bear market, bear markets, bull market, bull markets, volatile, volatility, day trader, day traders, day trading
"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."
China's and Hong Kong's futures markets closed early today....
"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"
"Beware! Stressed or not she will snap at you!"
Acme Tech Services - Driver does not carry Bitcoin.
"No matter where I work, it's always the same thing: They only love you as long as the magic's working!"
Tags:magic, magician, genius, boy genius, business, capricious, loyal, loyalty, fair weather, fair-weather, fair weather friend, fair-weather friend, volatile, volatility, career, corporate, culture, dog eat dog, dog-eat-dog, merciless, cutthroat, vicious, mercenary, heartless, wizard, wizards, magicians
"Stocks were bipolar today as delirious euphoria gave way to abject despair and back again."
Tags:stocks, stock market, stock markets, bear market, bear markets, bull market, bull markets, investment, investments, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, investing, volatility, dow jones, cable news, financial news, trading, psychology, market psychology, business news, business report, business reports, financial news