Volatility Cartoons and Comics

"Please stand by for a series of tones. The first indicates the official end of the recession, the second indicates prosperity, and the third the return of the recession."

"Any more autonomous republics created while I was out?"

'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

Manager - Grouchy Enter At Own Risk.

"We fixed the main leak that was destabilizing our government."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"The market was very volatile today."

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

Bull and Bear Nightmare

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

Firework of share-based payments.

Phobia Clinic: Now treating Dow 15,000 acrophobia.

"Whoa, dude...what happened to you...?"

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

China's and Hong Kong's futures markets closed early today....

'P.M.T!'

"Beware! Stressed or not she will snap at you!"

Acme Tech Services - Driver does not carry Bitcoin.

"No matter where I work, it's always the same thing: They only love you as long as the magic's working!"

"Stocks were bipolar today as delirious euphoria gave way to abject despair and back again."