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'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'
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"The 3 wise men couldn't make it. One got scammed in a gold investment scheme. One got sick from using a fake frankincense cure. And the the third one's wife wouldn't let him make the trip when she found out he bought myrrh perfume that wasn't for her."
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'Look you'll wear them here and this discussion is over!'
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'Oh, well... a jealous wife, a tie, starch... that's a deadly mixture!'
'Can I take the bucket off Daddy's head now the pretty ladies have gone, Mum?'
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'My wife would like to borrow some sugar.'
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'You're where? Don't you shush me!'