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'Waiter, there's no fly in my soup.'
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'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. And he's smoking!'
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"I'll have a light beer, the house salad, the salmon, and the belly button."
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"I think our waitress sees us now."
"Let me guess, separate checks?"
"Are you the bar's manager? My husband thinks that he might have left his eyes in one of your waitresses' neckline."
'... And in conclusion, I'll have the chocolate cake with coffee, black. Sincerely, W.T. Winstrom III.'
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'I'll try the Gangster Wrap.'
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Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.
'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'
'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'
'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'
'Can you at least wait until I put the glass down?'
Ordering a Surprise Dish.
'How is the water prepared?'
'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'
'You can learn a lot from your kids.'
'A bowl of the primordial soup, please.'
'I suppose I must tell you about today's specials.'
'Organic or Fairtrade?'
'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'
'Todays special is yesterdays left overs.'