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Nurses in short supply.
"Of course we're fully staffed. One nurse to do the work, two to report on the work and three to monitor the reports on the work..."
"If we go next door there's a 'bobby on the beat'."
"It's the only way we can meet NICE's 'Safer Staffing' levels, unfortunately it only works on the dementia ward!"
'Must be another of Obama's healthcare cost cutting.'
"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than five or six years!"
"We're to use our imaginary budget to pretend to recruit more nonexistent nurses."
"This is where we predict our future nursing needs. . . Mrs Miggins is our top analyst!"
Geriatrics struggle with a personnel shortage.
"I'm afraid there are no nurses available at the moment. . . but once we've put into place our new recruitment training and retention program there should be someone here to see you in about eight years!"
Some people have their own methods of dealing with a shortage of nurses