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Gen X in the Golden Years.
Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.
"He used to own a muscle car."
'When you've finished feeding your mum there's a triple by-pass in theatre we could use a hand with!'
"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"
"Were we gay?"
Retirement Home For Deer: 'Well,,,on the bright side, at least the staff there seem nice,'
"Nine years I played jokes on her and she never retaliates!"
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James Bond: Senior Years.
'Don't worry - one day we'll get our own back when we put them in a nursing home.'
"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."
Tags:old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age, aging, ageing, nurse, nursing home, nursing homes, retirement home, retirement homes, old age home, old age homes, fruit fly, fruit flies, science, scientist, scientists, extended, lifespan, lifespans, medical, medicine, news, newspaper, newspapers
'I'm really looking forward to being put in a nursing home...'
'You're on your own from here...'
'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'
'Thinking back though, I'd have to say we all had a bloody good financial crisis.'
'The worst thing about getting old is having to your childrens' advice.'
'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'
"This is the most difficult decision this board has ever made. We're putting you in a nursing home."
"Nadine, the motorcycle is very loud, but, after Bertie finishes his ride and parks it just so so, he'll cut down to idle, and then you can tell him all about your Happy Day Nut Cookie Recipe."
Tags:care home, care homes, nursing home, nursing homes, old folks home, old folks homes, old peoples home, old peoples homes, lost their marbles, losing ones marbles, dotty, dementia, negative portrayals of dementia, cookie, cookies, recipe, recipes, motorbike, motorbikes, world of his own, world of their own
'Shady Acres Nursing Home - Stockbroker on duty in case social security is privatized.'
"I'm sitting here going over all my troubles in my mind..."
"I said I'm ready to make a commitment."
Tags:date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, nursing home, nursing homes, retirement home, retirement homes, cold feet, commitment phobia, commitment phobias, commitment issue, commitment issues, commitment, commitments, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps
"Panic over Jane I've managed to find someone with a proper qualification to come and talk to Mr Foster."
"I was focussing on the deficit, then I was focussing on Medicare, but right now I'm focussing on Nicole Kidman."
Tags:politics, political, national debt, national deficit, old age, old, elderly, elder, elders, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, nursing home, nursing homes, care home, care homes, medicare, health, health insurance, insurance, health insurance company, celebrity, celebrities, actress, actresses, actor, actors, famous, fame, famous person, celeb, celebs, government