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'I have no idea what that thing is either...'
A patient in a doctor's office looks at a certificate on the wall above the doctor's desk that reads "Medical School Equivalency Diploma".
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"Oh, him? We went to medical school together."
"This is a teaching hospital."
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Doctor reads 'Anecdotal Evidence'
"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."
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'Let's see now...'
"You the guy who donated his body to science?”
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"We did the best we could, but I was doing drugs during most of medical school."
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"I'm studying to become a quack!"
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'Well, you see, I went to one of those progressive medical schools with no formal classes or credits and students plan their own course of study so I never learned anything about the lungs,breathing and all that.'
"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."
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"Our daughter graduated from medical school Magna Cum Expensive."
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'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'
"I'm sending you to a doctor who has two diplomas."
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'Before you go near him have you completed your hand sterilisation management course?'
'Water? I'll just see if I can find someone who's completed the optimal patient rehydration management course!'
'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'
'You need the toilet...I'll just go and see if there's someone less qualified to help.'
'I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?'
Someone should be with you later, they're all on a patient care course.'
'...Well, I don't see anything in Physicians' Desk Reference. Let's check Physicians' Floor Reference.'
"It's the usual story - Harvard Medical School, internship in a big hospital, a few years with a group, then I went into private practice."