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"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."
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'I hate it when we operate on malpractice lawyers.'
"You've changed, Howie."
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"And this is our child, but we never use him."
'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'
"The staff of this hospital would like to assure you, Mrs. Smith, that the brain of Mr. Smith ending up in Frankenstein's monster was entirely unintentional."
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Prison Of The Year
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Negligence Lawyer Stakeout
'Did you cut your lip shaving or is the bandage across your mouth evidence you want to listen to me?'
'You're not listening to what you're hearing.'
'Loose mortar, no warning signs - Mr Dumpty, you are a victim of gross negligence.'
'Wait, this one's a lawyer. We'd better wash our hands.'
The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother
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'First, insure against doing harm.'
Malpractice makes perfect.
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"Now what was that I was meant to report...something about a loose carpet?"
People sleeping while the world is murdered.
"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"
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"Your wife says you spend too much time on the computer."
'The surgeon left a couple sponges in me, but on the plus side, I'm able to soak up spills without a mop.'
"When did you start feeling that people were ignoring you?"
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"I'm afraid your dental plan does not cover tusks."
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'The good news is we were able to re-attach your severed hand.'