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A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.
Tags:dog, dogs, fire hydrant, fire hydrants, walk, walks, walking, take a walk, takes a walk, taking a walk, nuts, bolts, robot, robots, robotic, robotics, mechanical, mechanical dog, mechanical dogs, technology, modern life, modern lives, modernity, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, pet, pets
"I think you're using lawnmower repair to avoid intimacy."
Tags:avoid intimacy, intimacy, avoiding intimacy, commitment, fear of commitment, fears of commitment, fearing commitment, lawn mower, lawnmower, lawnmower, mower, mowers, sexless marriage, sexless marriages, ignored, unwanted, repair, repairs, repairing, do it yourself, mechanical, excuse, excuses, not tonight
"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, masked, mask, masked kid, kid, kids, the kid, ride, rides, store ride, quarter, quarters, cents, cent, 25 cent, 25 cents, twenty five cents, twenty five cent, one quarter, twenty-five cents, twenty-five cent, sidewalk ride, mechanical, mechanical horse, hero, heroes, wild west hero, wild west heroes, legend, legends, frontier
'It's my car now, but as soon as it's fixed, it'll be my daughter's again.'
Though the R-331 was used exactly one time, it is still generally recognized as the worlds first alarm clock.
"I appreciate traditional values as well as the next man, Belknap, but you'll have to convert to battery power like the rest of us."
Tags:tradition, traditions, traditional, traditionally, tech, technological, advance, advancement, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, traditional values, battery, batteries, battery power, mechanical, mechanised, mechanical man, automaton, automatons, modern, modernise, modernize, modernized, modernised, modernising, modernizing, modern world, modern life, outmoded, out moded, outdated, out dated, behind the times, business, businessmen, meeting, meetings
'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'
'We've found the problem...'
'We're looking for someone with your exact qualifications, but a mechanical version.'
'Drat! I better take her in. The check engine light just went off.'
Tags:maid, maids, service, cleaner, cleaners, housemaid, housemaid, servant, servants, cleaning, meter maid, meter maids, metre maid, metre maids, parking, parking metre, parking metres, parking meter, parking meters, top up, topping up, adding time, add time, time, quarter, mechanical, robot, robots, robotic, machine, machines, rich, wealthy, word play, wordplay
Tags:robot, knight, knights, robots, mechanical, medieval, medieval knight, knighthood, monarch, christan church, defence, defend, battle, protect, protection, history, historian, historians, monarchy, dead, death, dying, killed, kill, broke, broken, break, decapitate, decapitated, castle, cathedral, sword, swords, armour, armor, suit of armor, suit of armour
Machine Cog Flower
'Yep, it's just what I suspected: You've sprung a leak in the main corporate coffee supply line!'
"It's a good thing you brought your car in when you did, my daughter needs braces."
Stuck Accelerator Toyota.
"Hey, I've had it with winding you! From here on in you're going to make it on your own."
Tags:wind-up, wind-up toy, wind-up toys, mechanical, mechanical toy, mechanical toys, mechanism, mechanisms, toy, toys, lost, desert, deserts, desert dweller, desert dwellers, sponge, sponges, sponging, leech, leeches, leeching, helpless, helplessness, self-reliant, self-reliance, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'
'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'
'Air Breathed By Astronaut: 25 cents
Tags:gum, gumball, gumball machine, machines, machine, mechanical, visual, visual gag, helmet, astronaut, astronauts, space, spacesuit, space suit, air, recycled air, spaceman, quarter, one quarter, a quarter, cent, cents, 25 cents, surreal, surrealism, surrealist, strange, trap, trapped, profit, profiting, profitable, sale, sales, sell, selling, merch, merchandise, merchandising
'You're just like a RAT jumping from a sinking ship!'
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