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"We took the Atlantic."
"Before proceeding, Gertrude will read the minutes of the last Thanksgiving."
Ingredients for a successful family dinner
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"We tried a vegan Thanksgiving this year, but our family still showed up."
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'So, what's for dinner?'
A turkey on a turkey farm holding a sign saying "The world will end Nov. 27".
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Uncles of the Holidays
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Thanksgiving: 'You are what you eat.'
'Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?
"I didn't know this is what 'be prepared' meant, did you?"
"This one's self-basting."
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"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."
Turkey Day: 'I wanna leg!' 'I want dressing!' 'I want the light meat!'
"When you said you were cooking up a big 'tom', I assumed..."
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'More syrup anyone?'
'It's my first Thanksgiving!'
"Seems like around November a lot of relatives don't make it to these."
"Who brought the antacids for dessert?"
"Yams, pie, stuffing, pumpkin, bean casserole, biscuits, corn, cranberry sauce, carrots, mashed potatoes...where's the turkey?"
"I'm thankful for not being a turkey."
"Never say you're stuffed!"
Abbey Road: Holiday Edition
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"Too bad we only have stuffing once a year."