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Thanksgiving Day Traditions
'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'
"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."
'I hope this doesn't turn into a tradition.'
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Thanksgiving Boxing Ring
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"We gave them corn last year!"
Before and After Holiday Diet
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'
'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'
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"Does a new Civil War mean we don't have to go to your sister's for Thanksgiving?"
Turkey Black Fridays.
'Your x-rays don't look good.'
"Well, it's time to head off for the holidays."
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"We tried a vegan Thanksgiving this year, but our family still showed up."
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" . . . the victim was slowly roasted until golden brown and then. . . Oh my gawd! Stuffed with bread and savory herbs and spices!"
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The need to run from the table screaming, has reached it's peak about an hour ago and has now subsided into a tolerable level of anguish where I only occasionally want to smash a fork into my eye socket. . .
'I know I don't have much saved up, but I really need to retire before the end of the month.'
'Christmas is coming; I want to review my policy.'
'Don't give me that innocent look.'
Holiday Shopping on Thanksgiving?!!
Estranged Thanksgiving Tables Throughout The Years
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