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The bitter sweet meeting of perception and reality: 'Yay! I'm saved!!'
'My only regret is that I'll never live to see the movie.'
"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop"
Tags:lighthouse, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, coast, coastal, coast line, lighthouses, lamp, lamp lighter, lamp lighters, isolated, isolation, isolate, directions, middle of nowhere, lost, lost at sea, high seas, castaway, shipwreck, ship wreck, lifeboat, lifeboats, rescued, rescue, mistake, mistaken, mistakenly, barber, barbers, barber pole, barber's pole, barber poles, stripe, stripes, striped, relief, the sticks, out of the way, challenge, challenges, logistics, logistic
'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'
"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."
Tags:phone, phones, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, technology, remote, productivity, business, businesses, sea, seas, stranded, lifeboat, life boat, life-boat, lifeboats, life-boats, life boats, raft, rafts, drift, drifting, shark, sharks, danger, dangerous, ocean, oceans, survivor, survivors, corporate culture, corporate culture, shipwreck, shipwrecked, work from home, working from home, remote work, office
"Are you familiar with the poetry of John Donne?"
Tags:john donne, poet, poets, poetry, poem, poems, no man is an island, devotions upon emergent occasions, literary figure, literary figures, island, islands, loneliness, isolation, isolated, castaway, castaways, floating, adrift, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, lifeboat, lifeboats, life raft, life rafts, literary quote, literary quotes
'Here's mine, water dominates, dress warm as you enter a chilly phrase...'
Tags:sea, seas, ocean, oceans, titanic, ship, ships, boat, boats, unsinkable, iceberg, icebergs, atlantic, shipwreck, shipwrecks, passanger, passangers, disaster, disasters, lifeboat, lifeboats, astrony, astronomer, astronomers, drowing, drown, drowns, drowned, horoscope, horoscopes, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'We'd like to help you but we're a full boat.'
"Really? That's the first time you've eaten somebody?"
First class only raft.
Tags:1%, occupy wall street, sinking ship, sinking ships, late capitalism, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, first class, upper class, upper classes, champagne, lifeboat, lifeboats, life preserver, life preservers, cruise, cruises, cruise ship, cruise ships, titanic, unfair, second class, second class citizen, second class citizens, wealth gap, wealth gaps, wage gap, wage gaps, income gap, income gaps, inequality, economic inequality, life of luxury
"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"
Tags:ocean, sea, stranded, stuck, trapped, survivor, survivors, shipwrecked, lifeboat, lifeboats, dinghy, raft, rafts, boat, boats, sailor, sailors, captain, captains, crew, crewman, crewmen, swearing, cursing, inappropriate language, language, swear jar, swear-jar, money, finances, dollar, dollars, punishment, punishments, meaningless, pointless, hopeless
'Congratulations! You have been chosen...'
"So we're agreed-whoever picks the short straw has to cold-call potential donors and try to raise enough money for some food."
Tags:cold call, cold calling, coldcall, coldcalling, fundraise, fundraising, fundraiser, fund raise, fund raising, fund raiser, donor, donate, donating, draw straws, straw, straws, money, futile, pointless, life raft, stranded, drifting, pointlessness, food, foods, ocean, liferafts, liferaft, life rafts, life boat, life boats, lifeboat, lifeboats, sea, ocean
April 20: The weather continues sunny and warm.
Tags:weather forecast, weather forecasts, weather prediction, weather predictions, journal, journals, diary, dairies, travel diary, travel diaries, travel journal, travel journals, rescue raft, rescue rafts, castaway, castaways, lifeboat, lifeboats, life raft, life rafts, boredom, tedium, tedious, bored
Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.
Tags:ship, ships, boat, boats, storm, storms, stormy, rain, rainy, sea, seas, ocean, sinking, sinking ship, sinking ships, capsize, going down, inflate, inflatable, inflatables, blow-up, blow up, blowing up, island, islands, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, lifeboat, lifeboats, sailing, sailboat, sailboats, sailor, sailors, modern life, convenient, convenience, emergency, emergencies, safety, prepared, cliche, cliches, cartoon cliches
'Women and children first!'
"Well, Noah - I warned you about allowing the woodworm onboard!"
Tags:noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, great flood, biblical flood, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, woodworm, woodworms, ark, religious, 40 days and 40 nights, downpour, biblical, bible, infestation, infestations, pest, pests, 2by2, animals, sanctuary, boat, snake, survivors, drowned, sinking boat, storm, tempest, lifeboat, lifeboats
Tags:cat, cats, felines, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, lifeboat, lifeboats, selfisness, dinghy, dingy, dingies, provision, ration, rations, life raft, life rafts, life-raft, life-rafts, shipwreck, feline, food, catfood, captain, self, selfish, purring, dinghy, life-raft, provisions, abandoned, alone
"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."
'I should never have let the moth try steering.'
'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'
'Forgive me for asking, Captain, but shouldn't you have gone down with the ship?'
"Look! Land! We're saved!"
"It comes fully equipped with all the latest safety features ? aside from the optional life-car."