Apologist Cartoons and Comics

The Kommander in Khief

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

The White House

"Mr. Billings isn't avaliable now. Would you like to speak to his apologist?"

"And today in Washington a top Administration apologist issued an apology."

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'Yes, I've done things I'm ashamed of fortunately, the government has tons of apologist.'

Man sitting at desk below sign saying 'Apologies' and two trays labelled 'Reserved' and 'Unreserved'.

Limited government

'We can fill every need - from apologist to whipping boy.'

'I have two apologists working for me.'

Support Our Apologists.

'How could my legacy be less than spectacular? I hired the best spin doctors and apologists that money could buy.'

'We've adopted a new policy for Iraq. Oour apologists will now be called 'apologizers'.'

'I've never met a professional apologist before!' 'I'm sorry!'

'The government announced it is keeping the economy moving by hiring more spin doctors, apologists, and popularity pollsters.'

'I'm ready for any eventuality. I've hired a scapegoat, several yes men and an apologist to pacify those who are upset.'

'Under the government's new 'action plan' it will immediately hire more apologists for its apologists...'

'I'm ready for any eventuality. I've hired a scapegoat, several yes men and an apologist to pacify those who are upset.'

'As my scapegoat, yes man and apologist, for those I've offended, I want you to know your job is secure.'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

R. Jones: Apologist for the Apologists.

'All our apologists are out of town, so don't try to lay any guilt trips on me!'

"This means we need to trot out the company apologist again."

Near-Death Excuses...