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My First Boat
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Captain leaves sinking ship.
"By the way, if I don't make it I'd like a burial at sea."
"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."
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"They don't look like an endangered species."
"You wouldn't talk about the weight of the elephants in the cabin."
"I told you to part your hair in the middle."
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'Boat? What boat?'
'The only capsizing problem is on his head!'
'My case flow was coming along fine, and then I CAPSIZED.'
'Oh good. You've brought back one of our life belts.'
Coffin refugees to Lampedusa
'Your job hasn't been downsized... it's capsized.'
'Your job hasn't been DOWNSIZED.. it's been CAPSIZED.'
Man looks out of his porthole window and notices the ship is upside down.
"When I said drop the anchor I meant outside the yacht."