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Risk Perception/Risk Assessment/Risk Management.
'Well he certainly does a very thorough risk analysis.'
'Could you bring in that list of risk factors you downloaded yesterday?'
'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'
"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."
Castaway prepared for coconut to fall on his head
'Billy The Kid?! Only name folks gonna remember from here on is Jimmy The Risk Averse, buddy...'
'Can I buy that driver's insurance after all?'
'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'
'This is your lucky day!'
'I'm afraid you're not working out as our risk manager.'
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"It's all 'Health and Safety' these days..."
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I only asked you to make a cup of tea, that doesn't need a risk assessment first...
Vacuum salesman has accidentally sucked up the baby during a demo - '...And now let me demonstrate the incredible suction power of the Supa-Vac...'
Health & Safety - Getting the Risk Assessment Forms.
"This accident report must be really old, unless he really was 'attacked by ye wilde boare' in the cold meats aisle."
Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).
'I'm from Health and Safety... I wonder if I might have a word...'
Why actuarial humor is hard to cartoon...
"Maybe next time you could think about reporting the risk before the accident!"
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"Since I told Colin about a few of the risks of working in an office environment he's refusing to come out from hiding in the filing cabinet."
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Life is about MANAGING risk, not not taking any.
"And would you put the heading.... 'PLEASE DON'T DO THIS...NEVER DO THIS' in capitals."