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'Okay, first thing...ditch the T-shirt.'
'I don't think he's too happy with the new identity we've given him,sarge!'
'...and they all went into the witness protection plan and lived happily ever after.'
'Ok, Ok, so I'm really Sol Tobleroni from Hackensack, N.J. and the Feds gave me a new identity. I stayed faithful to you all these years, didn't I?'
Mr Potatohead in the witness protection program.
'I know it's witness protection but do we have to drink and smoke so much and play poker all day and night.'
'It was a pretty rough divorce -- somehow, I ended up in the Federal witness protection program.'
'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'
Another ill-conceived government program (Jehovah's Witness Protection Program).
"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."
'I'm not too happy about this new identity you lot have given me!'
"Don't tell me!...You're on the Jack Straw witness protection programme too."