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"I like it. It's dumb without trying to be clever."
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'...And it's as simple as that!'
' I can't afford a smartphone. How much for a dumb one?'
'You wanted me to get a hold of their quarterback, coach, but he doesn't answer. Want me to leave a message?'
'You think it's easy being the dumbest kid in the class?'
Puzzles for the inept.
Smart Phone versus Dumb Phone
"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."
'Well, well, well...Hello there.'
'This a stick up, don't try anything dumb. I got a gun.'
'I don't think those apps have made Junior smarter.'
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'This book says there's a point where downsizing your management staff becomes 'dumbsizing.''
"Don't play dumb with me!"
'The portion of the market we'll go after is 'low information consumers.' Or, as I like to call it the 'dumbographic.''
Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.
"....And good luck in the Witless Protection Program."
Fishing for very dumb fish.
'If you told him a joke with a double meaning he wouldn't get either of them.'
'I can't get the salt into this little hole.'
'Now that Oog's learned to talk, I see that he's a lot dumber than I ever realized.'
'The Secret is to write what you know.'
'At least when he opens his mouth he doesn't say something stupid.'