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'I got you the iPod that I promised you, and for your convenience, I've welded it to the lawn mower.'
Cow longing for grass while crawling like a thirsty man in the desert.
Lawn mower breaking kit
Lawn service conspiracy.
"Play dead? That's your solution to everything?"
"I've never trusted cows."
Tags:cow, cows, sheep, lamb, lambs, trust, trusts, trusted, pasture, pastures, field, fields, farm, farms, farming, farmed, farmer, suspicious, suspicion, sceptic, sceptical, scepticism, grass, grasses, grassy, countryside, country, country side, talking animal, talking animals, animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'
'No Kevin, no one squealed on you. I saw your prank on YouTube.'
Trump Chia Pet
"Declared Victory Garden"
Tags:garden, gardens, gardening, victory garden, victory gardens, war garden, war gardens, plant, plants, grass, grasses, weed, weeds, flower, flowers, tall, overgrown, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, backyard, backyards, front yard, front yards, landscape, landscapes, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, upkeep, eyesore, ugly, declared victory, victory, victories, war, wars, maintenance, lawn maintenance, property maintenance, nature, natural
'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'
"Remember, as your lawyer, anything we discuss is confidential. And if you rat me out, I'll know where to find you."
"This is the company whistle-blower."
'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'
'Will the student making those disruptive sounds stop? Fair warning! I am gathering evidence and I'm wearing a wire.'
Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!
Crime Stoppers Stopper / Cash to keep yer trap shut
'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.
Please Respect the Rights of the Grass
'Marmaduke eats grass if it's got the right kind of salad dressing on it.'
"Grass is more enjoyable when it's illegal."
'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'