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"My mistake, really. I thought your ad said you were into cross-training."
"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."
'You know I love you, but how can we make this work if every time I shine my light, you run away?'
"Hollywood knows if they make sappy, romantic movies, girls will drag their stupid boyfriends to the theater. I can't wait to be dragged to a chick flick."
'-and once you've got him add five parts water and it will last for AGES!'
Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn
"Actually, this article says being single isn't so bad. Being single is 'crucial to who you are, what you like and what you want.'"